What an awesome year , hope you all have a fantastic day / night / new year . I have just lined up for 65 minutes to meet this rat at Disneyland , smaller than i thought he would be , woman in background not impressed with my Tigga hat , Or my bum. Happy 2013 , see you for Påtår xxxxx VIVA le 2013

You come all the way from America , its your dream wedding in Paris , this is the photo , by the tower , this is the shot......oh wait, 2 Japanese girls take over the photo , one of them even walks all over the dress . Bloody brilliant

I have tried to speak French whilst I am in Paris. But now they are just taking the piz, Im still wetting

You know when you just want to wash your hands after a pee AND by accident you become a bomb disposal expert and end up saving hundreds of lives.

To be honest , I dont think this knob helped anyone this Christmas

Before we cleared up all the mess after Christmas , my CSI uncle did this model , at least we knew what to expect

Sometimes , it just aint cool enough .

Trying to combine both a Swedish and New Zealand Christmas. So far so BRA!! God Jul and Happy Festives

You make one snowman , Then you wake up in the morning and this happens . Global Warming gone mad !!

Christmas Casualty: Woman gets carried away , she shopped till she dropped.

Kom igen nu Tomten , fyyfaan , use the Hiss, Broochan

Other shops in other countries say NO to most things . Not here in Sverige , its just one rule "NO SAUSAGE" Especially a Varm one , keep your Korv outside.

This CAN happen in Swedish ladies toilets , women sit here to discuss how rubbish men are. This CAN'T happen in any gents toilet , we cant gossip and poo AT the SAME time !!

A Miracle, as Man lost for 2 weeks digs his way out of snow.

Many people lined up around the corner ,just to get a look at BABYCHANG - the amazing Chinese child genius.

The suggestion of Role Play in the bedroom , became very dangerous, when she suggested her fantasy was to be with a window cleaner.

Get a Room !!

Im no marketing genius , but how about... Never Open from 1.01am-8.59am EVER !!

Judging by this trains eyes , Its got a bloody freezing face

New IKEA IDEA They have installed a relationship counselling tent outside main entrance. All arguments must be settled, broken down and love is rebuilt inside the tent.