What an awesome year , hope you all have a fantastic day / night / new year . I have just lined up for 65 minutes to meet this rat at Disneyland , smaller than i thought he would be , woman in background not impressed with my Tigga hat , Or my bum. Happy 2013 , see you for Påtår xxxxx VIVA le 2013

You come all the way from America , its your dream wedding in Paris , this is the photo , by the tower , this is the shot......oh wait, 2 Japanese girls take over the photo , one of them even walks all over the dress . Bloody brilliant

I have tried to speak French whilst I am in Paris. But now they are just taking the piz, Im still wetting

You know when you just want to wash your hands after a pee AND by accident you become a bomb disposal expert and end up saving hundreds of lives.

To be honest , I dont think this knob helped anyone this Christmas

Before we cleared up all the mess after Christmas , my CSI uncle did this model , at least we knew what to expect

Sometimes , it just aint cool enough .

Trying to combine both a Swedish and New Zealand Christmas. So far so BRA!! God Jul and Happy Festives

You make one snowman , Then you wake up in the morning and this happens . Global Warming gone mad !!

Christmas Casualty: Woman gets carried away , she shopped till she dropped.

Kom igen nu Tomten , fyyfaan , use the Hiss, Broochan

Other shops in other countries say NO to most things . Not here in Sverige , its just one rule "NO SAUSAGE" Especially a Varm one , keep your Korv outside.

This CAN happen in Swedish ladies toilets , women sit here to discuss how rubbish men are. This CAN'T happen in any gents toilet , we cant gossip and poo AT the SAME time !!

A Miracle, as Man lost for 2 weeks digs his way out of snow.

Many people lined up around the corner ,just to get a look at BABYCHANG - the amazing Chinese child genius.

The suggestion of Role Play in the bedroom , became very dangerous, when she suggested her fantasy was to be with a window cleaner.

Get a Room !!

Im no marketing genius , but how about... Never Open from 1.01am-8.59am EVER !!

Judging by this trains eyes , Its got a bloody freezing face

New IKEA IDEA They have installed a relationship counselling tent outside main entrance. All arguments must be settled, broken down and love is rebuilt inside the tent.

No Pressure

Man storms into Burger King demanding another free red balloon. Apparently he lost the last one he was given.

The most perverted snow ever. I was just taking a shower and it leaned over the window to take a look. It was dissappointed.

You know when you dont really want to go on a long train journey AND then you see the drivers face

You have to love the Goteborg sense of humour . Someone has risked life and death to walk on the frozen river running through the city, just to put a roadwork sign and 2 chairs on the ice . it means nothing but it is still.... Awesome

Top level Swedish security , nobody can get through the gates without a ticket ....unless...they just walk to the right , no gate at all.

My train home is now delayed for longer , until the passenger who wrote this comes forward and owns up . Alida , the train driver is just staring at us

To be honest , this is the only area, this person can actually fit in and walk. So I dont blame them. But now they will be shot in the private parts

Checking his facebook account , became more and more addictive , each day

Many Swedes buy a little Summer house , I decided to purchase a little winter house, needs a bit of work .

The racism testing box of chocolates