After many years of having people using him , abusing him and swapping him . He organised the breakout with the rest of the furniture , they didnt join him. He didnt make it. They caught him . He now stands in a cupboard crying to himself each night , alone and full of regret.

You can lead a horse to water ,but if its on fire , just use an extinguisher, instead of the water you led it to.

The holiday was going from bad to worse , they werent even talking to each other , they whispered to themselves "just a few days to go now , just a few days"

They were part of the tulip boom of 1963, they were always rivals ,they never spoke to each other, one of them found a cut off tulip head in there bed. It was a battle for flower power

The most romantic biscuit of them all . Please ask before trying

The Fluorescent Hide and Seek Olympics had reached its final , but nobody could find Johnny " in the dark" Higgins . They even joined up in a group of three, but Johnny crouched down high above them , knowing he was the champion yet again

If you ever drive a car in Sweden , the law says it is forbidden to drive up some steps and park your car . Yes i know , thats a weird rule.

He was the most PERSONAL trainer in the world.

His wife was in the shop trying on clothes ,he knew he couldnt move , she had told him not to move, he didnt move

Everybody cancelled there restaurant reservations , when they saw the Hotel Chefs outdoor kitchen

After winning millions on the lottery, they extended there front window by 97 cms, it reminded the neighbours just who the rich cats were on the street

On the obscene graffiti drawing course at University , you were always taught to draw the penis the same direction the feet are walking . The child looks incredibly freaked out as well

Even at the age of 8 months , Little Tommy hated ice rinks with a passion , he would refuse to go near them and would demand to be left alone "so I can do my sudoku in peace"

Many people took a photo of the lucky bronzed animal on the right , but only one photographer got busted by the freaky man on the left in the window

The competition between the men in the office , Who has the biggest and best vehicle? began to get very silly

It was always different massage methods with Markus , he got the client to climb the ladder and then lie across the mini roof. They always did so .

The First test when joining the Swedish Army is to allow Fire to run up your left leg , Your friends must look away . Its called Flickan som lekte med elden ("The girl who played with fire")

Kids , Kids !!! , I know you are in there , now come and get off the swings and have your dinner

When his owner came back from the shops, Peter the dog always shocked him by breaking free from the chain and sitting there with the radio and the heater on in the van

It became the family joke for years , each time a visitor would ask to use the toilet , they were told to go and use the outside toilet

Im warm , you're not , Im warm , you're not, Im warm , you're not

Am I reading it wrong ? Am i going stupid ? It says on this map, theres a 7-Eleven right on this corner . Oh balls we will have to ask someone AGAIN !!

The latest problem in society : The exercise bike gangs who beat up everyday bicycles , vandalising and letting down tyres , but useless when trying to get away

2 bedroom bird house to rent , Suits professional birds , Close to hourly bell but not a problem for 59 minutes . No Angry birds accepted.

Do you get sick of people looking through your office desk? Do it the Swedish way and stick a severed head on your desk. They never look again

Thats one damm sneaky can of beer , i see before me

He couldnt believe they allowed him to carry the olympic torch , but he put it to good use

Always me , me , me. You always get the coat , you always get everything , im freezing i am , thats right dont look at me , just look away, are you listening ? thats right your warm , well i can look away as well

On crazy Friday at least one person in the office got there croc out

He was dressed , he was sure he was a man , he waited for his next instructions