A German driver had one wish on his birthday. " Please let me drive ze truck in ze lift. ". Germans make shit happen

The first rule of the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Clinic opening times , The first rule of the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Clinic opening times , The first .....

It was that hot in Montreal , even the trees wore sweat bands

I had to put my laptop facing east

Look at the bum on that

Even from the age of 3 , his parents knew he was destined to be the Poncho Man

Woman waits for the imaginary Olympics cycle race to begin

Everyone was relieved that the photo was taken after the breastfeeding

Pac man child tries to do headers with ball , Father tries to tickle pac man child , Pac man child attacks and removes Fathers hand

The public began to relax when they saw the 2nd fire extinguisher . The security upgrade was nearly complete

UK train information screens , very helpful

They began the case by losing the C

When they stop believing and dont come to church , Clean the local souls and create bathroom world

In Northern England , the most common form of transport, is still the bicycle of the Flintstones.

Just booked the Harry Potter suite in the hotel . (only 40 quidditch)

For the 2nd time in 3 days , Jimmy tried to teach Gustav the rules to noughts and crosses

Whenever the driver pushed the buttons between his legs , he would smile

This is known in the boat world as WATER TORTURE . If you buy a boat and it feels too small for all your family , you do this, tie it up and stretch it.

I think we all love our COLE when its SLOW

Thought this said "YOU HAD MEAT HELLO" , Looking for love always carry a pork chop or sausage

Fish leaves instructions about how his funeral should be organized.

First rule of book club , Don't put a book about depression underneath an EXIT sign

A scene from the film King Kong , when I played King Kong but didnt have the King Kong costume on

Building the toilet away from the main house seemed a good idea at the time. They built one closer, after Poor Auntie Ola and the 46 boat trips. ( never have her homemade curry )

Gods transport always takes you to a higher place

The public began to question the idea of cross breeding dogs after Gunther was made

When the ducks started laughing at them , Leffe and Conny decided next years 2 week holiday would be in a tent.

The evidence that kills the lie that Swedish people aren't helpful .

I will say it once again , Even if you shout and whistle , no water melon will ever go back to the cage.

When he changed his DJ name to MC Murder , he soon saw a problem.

Every summer at every barbeque, Johan would sneak up behind bushes and then scream SAUSAGES to his unimpressed mates

Pac-Man attacks and eats man in Park

After fainting 3 times , Lisa decided to always carry wheels , that way if she fell back, she would just roll to safety

Major Delays predicted . Some pedestrians said it added half a second to the journey .

Are you on holiday ? Looking for that ultimate present to bring back to a loved ones

Rain Bro ? , Nah, no Rain Bro