With his bad history of DIY , nobody in the family wanted to be the first to try Dads newly built spa pool.

Swedish safety laws : Always have 3 drivers , just in case of anything

It was to be the most inventive robbery of all time. Up the ladder , bungy jump down , grab the money , down the ladder , away on a segway.

Disaster : You know that feeling , when by accident, you take a photo on the train of an old womans leg . Everybody hears the phone click. You over explain and make it very awkward. That feeling

A Swedish Plan : Using just one roll of yellow tape, Jakob made sure he had a place to park outside his work every morning

Easiest way to catch a DUCK : The end of a vacuum cleaner , with full power on

Hey there, call me Bean , Mr Bean ,Fancy taking a dip in some hot water ? Lets make some sweet Kaffe together ?.

Tip Number 576 : Dont try and do jokes with the guy behind the counter about " If its such Super Glue , why are you using that big clip thing? " . You will not be popular

We all wished it had said MATADOR on the sign

Dont judge a book by its cover , 2 headed ladies only give birth to 2 headed children

Never turn down a high five , some get so close but are left hanging

I shouted out " FOCUS , its upside down" , but they ignored me and tried to work out why the suitcase with wheels wasnt moving.

That includes you as well, clowns

Tourist Information was closed , but it was always keeping an eye on the tourist

I started to relax when I saw that Gandalf was on the same flight

The world needs more of this

CSI Birdshit: Massive Seagull lets go of a years work, on innocent pavement

I only breastfeed my potatoes, call me old fashioned

I am not afraid of mice, , but it freaked me out to find one carrying his very own cheese grater.

Woman in wheelchair throws child in the air, as two members of the public look on with happiness

Sven actually hated the taste of a banana, so he would inhale from a cigar between each bite of the banana.

In front of his 6 best mates and a mysterious blonde woman , Gunther and his seventh best mate Erik promised they could spin a family size washing machine at least 637 times

The tourists came every day to see her " DIVE FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND LAND IN THE PINK BUCKET "

After 3 hours of interrogation from all four of them , the taxi driver admitted that he had driven in a circle for 25 minutes.

She was so paranoid about catching a cold on public transport , she designed a very discreet face mask for all bus trips.

I dont know what Elmo was up to with the rabbit , but he looked guilty , when I caught him

Loads of Booty , with a missing booty

Beware of KAFFE with EYES . PARANOIA

Old Birds Tale : Dont looks for answers in the bottom of the bottle

MIRACLE : Nobody could ever work out , how the shit, the car got to the top of the steps. The only way was through the church or from the sky --You decide

When the door opened , the T moved and it became WHOURS , It was spelt wrong, But the Womans Over 60 Curling Captain would get the team to leave out the front door.