Original site of the the first ever knock knock joke

"Lower , Get Lower" her friends screamed. At last they had the most natural looking photograph of a tourist kneeling in Stockholm. It was also a victory for hobbits caught on camera.

What a rubbish bin

UK government introduce Anti -Looting device , made to look like a skinny looter outside a shop , other looters run past this fake looter thinking this shop has already been looted . Its very Clever

After a summer of misunderstanding, Sven realised he had read the SMS wrong and he didnt have to be "the little green man" inside the traffic light

A rare sighting of an Inner City Elephant eating on some plants , if you see an Elephant in your house do not approach it , just run like shit

True Stories Episode 189 : BOB STEVENS never once lost his van in the car park

New Planet of the Apes film features the apes on wheels

Norrkoping , Sweden: Police stop a repeat of the UK riots by placing 42 Trailers around the city. They place a pair of sports shoes inside and capture the looters. Operation Trailer Trash has no arrests so far

WORLD EXCLUSIVE : first photo of the building of an underground prison called YO . It only jails Gangsta Rappers , if they do the rhyme they do the time -YO

Pat the Pidgeon was so convinced he was an "Eskimo Bird" he even built his own igloo.

After 1 hour The Fire Crew got annoyed and very tired of Mårten and his " I will get to my car without touching the ground " promise

It was the greatest sign ever , it included a big number 1 , a womans leg on the number 1 and a scuba diver with milk in his helmet

He knew by doing "the crab " , he would one day get the same shaped butt as his biggest rival , "the man to the left"

He was the happiest builder in the world especially when the lunchtime skipping competition got underway , I will hold the jumping rope he screamed

You need the EE or "come meet me at the most unhygienic cafe ever , its Waynes Coff "

It was the greatest parking swindle ever , The cone which meant NO PARKING HERE was simply hidden as a motorbike rider

Well , Im not allowed to go in that shop again

Sometimes giving your seat up for the cartoon elderly people can be so rewarding

Every Tuesday around lunchtime Sally would think she was riding a horse. Her boss always talked to her slowly and convinced her to jump off " the green pony"