Fyfaaaan , so many strict rules when sending in a new Passport photo . #rejected #again #toostrict

In my dream , I have just seen a Lean , mean , fighting Kanin.

Beautiful , just went past a lake on the train and I saw a whale having a wee. You amaze me everyday Sverige with your secret beauty. #mobydickkiss

Best way to tell you to Get OFF !! Tack Tack. Tonights show in Kalmar will go further and funnier than before.

Stefan Löfven is thinking , not now , Fyfaaan ,stop doing the Hokey Pokey dance , take this shit serious , they want answers ,put your hands down .

Fyfaaaaan , that was close , I was just about to walk straight through the fence .

Seat talk in Sweden

Must never happen in Sweden

True Story

SWEDISH POLIS VARNING : Thieves are waiting for the dehydrated , Never bend down for Vatten.

A pipe dream to understand

Happy Lordag in Halmstad. Where work is a pleasure for the little Hulk rumpa.

Fyfaaaaan , the hobbit protesters have been arrested and taken away, #FreetheShire

WHO let the dog on ? Woman carries dog up the rulltrappa , freaking the shit out of me #movingsteps #toomuchkaffe #7fthund

Kungsbacka , this is the closest I have ever been to you. Thursday November 6, i am within you

" Fyfaaaaan Leffe ,please start to focus , you have just hit 30" #Isawthesognanditopenedupmymind

NÄÄÄMEN confuse the p-lisa , Park your smart car, extra smart. #tryandfindthefrontofthecar

Fyfaaaaan , Im getting teased by a packet of Maltesers . JUST LET GO !!! DIVE !!! I OWN YOU NOW !!!

Its Not awkward taking a selfie wearing a mask you put on and dont have any plans to buy , then getting asked by staff to not DO THAT, Not awkward at all #fyfaaaaan

Lilla Gubben wanted to be lus (head lice) and take everyones Blood. HAPPY HALLOWEEN everybody. #itchynscratchy #homemadelus #holdinghiseggs

My life is ..

And so it begins.... Late October every year. Each Swede must find 2 random gloves ( they must not match ) and then they must leave them on a park bench. #coldhandshakesfromnowon

Nääämen , I am just so confused right now .... The Hop on , Hop Off bus guy is getting on the tunnelbana My head is a mess , tourists are shouting at me , How ? Why ? #hoponbeforetheygetoff

Best Portable toilet ever. When you gotta go , you can go.

Still one of the best warning signs of all time. Bye for now Malmö

Never feels normal seeing my own face on a poster : or taking a photo of it

My on tour bag , i am writing this from inside the bag

Malmö , 24 and 25 october. Bring a sausage for the tour show

Happy !!! First show of tour and it was great. Tack Stockholm

Always a surprise , you run to the toilet and your son has dental flossed the entire bathroom

All Jokes aside, the Russins are coming

Stay safe Sverige , the Russins are on land. They are everywhere #svpol

Swedish bureaucracy : You have to get through so much tape , just to get in the door.

Was it Z50o1ioö or Z50011öi0 ?

Even at a young age , I was known as a FASHION GURU.

Little Fish face on bigger whale face

This lilla gubben legend , finds a toaster on the pavement, he says its a dog , now wants to walk the toaster around and i have to go "Woof Woof" . Im scared we will meet a Microwave dog. #fyfaaaaaaan. #youcantwritethisstuff #puppyeyes

Probably my favourite cartoon of all time. Great work Canary Pete

Yo Yo Malmö, time to untwist da Torso , I am coming back for 2 tour shows Oct 24 and 25 , Hope you can join me ? Puss, I am on your beach . Please go to www.alpitcher.se for all Autumn tour dates

Nääämen perfect vehicle to learn to drive safely in Sweden. A 1 seat sports car

Fyfaaaan Leffe , when you said " boat trip "

Throwback Thursday . Me at 6 am catching a train to Stockholm from Göteborg , without any kaffe. #TBT

The rain came and the party never stopped. #Thedayafter #vallingheadaches

Swedish Dyslexic Love -- I VOLE You , Lets make sweet passionate VOLE , my VOLE for you is so deep

Warming up for the Nääämen Tour with the whole Swedish army

Aaaah Sverige , remember when The Viking was feared across Europe. Now he rents a little office in Norrköping and only take a 20 minute lunch break. #prayforchange

Norrkoping , always creepy to be the only one in the theatre

Fyfaaaaan perfect product placement. KAFFE next to the baby food. You know my life Sverige , well played , well played indeed

DIET for CHAMPIONS

When I post a letter through my nearest mail box, I always open the lid and say " Meeeeoooow , Katten not hungry anymore " #truestory