Why me ? Why

@TheAlPitcher: Stockholm Kommun introduce "SINKS FOR HUNDS". So they can wash paws ,after near to tree bajs. #prayfordogsoap

Fyfaaaan , tough decision. Do I miss the end of the film , the middle and end or the whole movie

Neeeeeeej I cant go on

Scream if you want to go....

Always awkward seeing the chocolate you want , making out

When onstage , I think its better to be honest and truthful about yourself. (Photo by Alexander Winther at photomind.se )

I made the Sverige version of Communication levels, when having your first Kaffe

I have 12% phone battery and the plug you see hanging from the ceiling is my only option. fyyyyfaaaaan I am going in.

NÄÄÄMEN the SUN . The Swedes are so excited, they have put a line underneath it, to show its importance.

NÄÄÄÄMEN MAGNUS !!

Why put your bath inside ? When you can have a "stand up balcony bath ". Bra Jobbat Leffe , freaking your neighbours out for months. #prayforLeffeslostvatten

SVERIGE !! A great place to bring up lilla gubben , but also easy to push him down a hill on a slide.

I have stared at this sign for 45 mins , my head and my calender have exploded Fyfaaaaan, I do not know when its open. Pray for my hockey frilla

A strange thing happened today , I followed a teenager who spat on the pavement, I was disgusted like you , watching this sad part of the worlds future doing this. BUT as I walked further , I saw this , Nääämen he had spat a face , fyfaaan a creative artistic genius , NEVER understimate the talents and skills of the youth of today ( he saw me taking the photo and shouted abuse) #dontspitthough.

Dont you hate when the Phantom of the Opera is getting married and his ex wife turns up in her wedding dress, just let him go

You know when you go to a wedding and even the kids agree that the Bride made the wrong choice of dress.

If you don't have more than two , I don't know you

Fyfaaaaan , thats some crate parking !!

They stared at each other for years , it was everlasting love but it was up and down. It was impossible to seal the love with a Kiss. #prayforsverigeseals.

These signs capture how John Lennon left the Beatles.

That awkward moment on live TV , when you think. " Fyfaaaan , where are the glasses , I borrowed from my Grandma aka Mordor "

NÄÄÄMEN , you know when you see a dog do a messy poo by the bin, Here is an amazing Swedish design winner. Toilets that Dogs use when outside . #hundflush

Fyfaaaaan , if you knock twice on this door, an emergency hobbit appears .

Fyyyfaaaan , I am tempted to steal this "Box of Locks". To teach them a lesson about security.

"Pappa , why do you always wear a pirates eye patch? " Well , when you were little.

After getting information from the public , the Swedish Polis have released a sketch of the wanted man. Its the first day for the Polis Artist.

Fyfaaaaan , I think this sign should say " Dont feed your hund Köttbullar , Tack"

Even when they went shopping , there he was, always nude, always acting weird in the corner

You know when you see a ghost with trousers on peeing against a drainpipe.

All I can see is Slaaaaaask , All I can hear is Fyfaaaaaaaan. #prayforbredäng

3 Chairs for The Doors

Aaaaaah , a baby owl has fallen into my Kaffe

Just went to pay for my food and when I got to the counter , I pointed at the cash register paper rolls and said "Wow those toilet rolls are for people who have really small rumpas" . The guy is still staring at me .

At Stockholm Centralen , you can take photos of YOU at the station through the years. Heres my creepy 1950s effort , a huge version of me staring at men in suits from the "bögringan"

NZ tourist in Sverige : "This weather, socks"

Swedish Love :He was excited to see her reaction to his "romantic table for 2 on the tunnelbana" #HappyValentinesDay

Jahaaaa, so thats the secret to healthy eating.

I will never finish this bloody apple

Fyfaaaaan , Spring is on its way , the Sverige daytime is really starting to lighten up.

Swedish Security. Making sure the FIKA stays inside.

Fyfaaaan some Swedes love to over explain the situation AND the shop isnt even open.

Bench Press

Fyfaaaaan , this must be Göteborg Sushi. Mister Mi-Yummy say Lax on Lax off

DEATH travels on a rulltrappa. The GRIM DEER HUNTER

Lillebud Lillebud , behind you its me " lille buddy" ,due to danger of SLAAAAAASK puddle drowning, I cant pass.

Enjoying some winter sun

You might think its a tough winter. But spare a thought for those locked up until summer. #notneeded

Neeeeeeeej , what are the odds ?? these guys are using the same name I was thinking of calling my next tour . Ahhh well , Fyfaaaan , great minds think alike. #catchy

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