She got confused when she was asked to burn some DVDs. She became known as the Girl who played with Fire.

Smaller cup Påtår is the future. You can have 56 of them a day. Get on this diet LCHF - Liten Cup ,Herregud , Fika

Swedish Sharks love heavy metal

Jaaaahaaa, feel the comfort of your Picasso style bathroom. (white towel free)

Swedes are so competitive, they have finishing tape for the first person to get to the seat.

What a strange career DIDO has had , a duet with Eminem , now chocolate like M & Ms

One of the Cokes really hated Dr Pepper , so when they met all his kompisar got between them to stop a fight

Stockholm returns to work , 8.17 am , rush hour. I dont think anyone is coming back from summer holiday

Fyfaaaaan , first rule of SURPRISE SHOP. Dont have a sign saying SURPRISE SHOP.

Swedes, taking a FIKA to the next level

They needed to name a product that removed smells, it had been 26 hours, the marketing intern stood up in front of 20 senior bosses and shouted " CAN YOU JUST ALL SMELL OFF" , nobody laughed , they just applauded and said genius

Drugs get you higher and higher

Just asked Sean Connery , if he could tell me where he gets his furniture from and he said....

Sverige comes up with a plan to put Playboy on the bottom shelf , so when the man bends over to get it, a woman kicks him hard in the ass . ( Or its for Horny Hobbits.)

Wow , my Mum just sent me the photo of me when I was born. Lilla Tjockis Gubben

Getting dumped in public is , tragic, crushing and rubbish

OMG , Funniest Grilla ever. BRB , AFK

I think people will clear the beach like they do in Jaws, if I swim in these today. ( cant adjust the tightness of the strap)

Parenting TIP #4135 : Never turn off the Gummi Bears Song, halfway through.

I have had it with these muddafuddin snakes on my muddafuddin hood, Where the Grass at ?

He knew that smell , he knew that word , he knew the myth of the " roasted ones" , he knew he was home. Fyfaaan, He didnt know about his nut allergy

Fyyyfaaan Sverige , I am sick of these little annoying rules. You try and tell a Giraffe to stay downstairs.

In some parts of East Norrland , this is the internet.

Its very obvious that I am not an expert in Svenska , but fyfaaaan ------> Ven ? När ? Varför?

Fyfaaan , I didnt expect to see Bart Simpson on the bus to Liljeholmen.

Table for 2 please , booked under the name H POTTER

After 45 minutes of crying and screaming. Do I have any regrets about surprising lilla gubben early this morning with this mask on ? Jo , Yes and Jaha

In the sommar in Bredäng , shit slows down , Yo

The strange thing with living in Sweden. Im not even sure this guy was dressing up

If I ever get asked to sing at allsång på skansen , this is the amount of people that will turn up. ( I sing like a moose pruut )

After the ladies started screaming and holding me down , I explained that I HAD to be in the womens toilets.

Swedish Vegetables , continue to entertain

This is my perfect dream Sommar Stuga , only problem is, its in a Dagis Playground. Might be noisy in the morning and may lead to my arrest

Parenting tip #6437 : If your lilla gubben rushes up to you and says " a man is in Mammas handbag " . Be aware , this could be the result, Dont panic

SKÅL !!!

All kinds of shit to sort out today

Snoppa , Jordgubbar ---- Fyfaaaaan

The local Norrköping drug dealer,couldnt work out how he was caught.

One Direction announce new member

I love the Swedes more and more. They have even designed a toilet paper which is specifically for people , who have had 3 lagers.

Swedish men are so romantic , I think my neighbour has bought this for his wife's birthday gift.

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IKEA furniture is in such demand , everyday you can see a Swedish tree trying to escape and make a run for it

Fyfaaaaan , this is an old Swedish childrens bike seat. You kids of today , dont know how lucky you are. 72% of kids from this time had a numb rumpa for 10 years.

In Bredäng , this is the sign that says SOMMAR is now officially ON

Every holiday and at every airport to try and forget he was on his own. Leffe would always create a partner to go away on the trip with.

This warning sign should be in Pigeon English.

Fyfaaan , Never fly Stripper Airways , I didnt have a jacket on , so I had to take my trousers off.

Jahaaa, another day , another game of basketball with Frodo.

Computer hackers using laptops to get through ticket barriers on Stockholm tunnelbana.