If I ever get asked to sing at allsång på skansen , this is the amount of people that will turn up. ( I sing like a moose pruut )

After the ladies started screaming and holding me down , I explained that I HAD to be in the womens toilets.

Swedish Vegetables , continue to entertain

This is my perfect dream Sommar Stuga , only problem is, its in a Dagis Playground. Might be noisy in the morning and may lead to my arrest

Parenting tip #6437 : If your lilla gubben rushes up to you and says " a man is in Mammas handbag " . Be aware , this could be the result, Dont panic

SKÅL !!!

All kinds of shit to sort out today

Snoppa , Jordgubbar ---- Fyfaaaaan

The local Norrköping drug dealer,couldnt work out how he was caught.

One Direction announce new member

I love the Swedes more and more. They have even designed a toilet paper which is specifically for people , who have had 3 lagers.

Swedish men are so romantic , I think my neighbour has bought this for his wife's birthday gift.

fy FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

IKEA furniture is in such demand , everyday you can see a Swedish tree trying to escape and make a run for it

Fyfaaaaan , this is an old Swedish childrens bike seat. You kids of today , dont know how lucky you are. 72% of kids from this time had a numb rumpa for 10 years.

In Bredäng , this is the sign that says SOMMAR is now officially ON

Every holiday and at every airport to try and forget he was on his own. Leffe would always create a partner to go away on the trip with.

This warning sign should be in Pigeon English.

Fyfaaan , Never fly Stripper Airways , I didnt have a jacket on , so I had to take my trousers off.

Jahaaa, another day , another game of basketball with Frodo.

Computer hackers using laptops to get through ticket barriers on Stockholm tunnelbana.

When the doorbell was broken for his 3rd floor office , Leffe came up with a brilliant idea for customers to gain entry.

I am really enjoying the Sverige summer. I Grillar everyday and its such a healthy diet.

They took my will to live and now they want my blood.

Most emotional day ever , Just seen 6 grown men crying in the toilets

Just spent 1 hour getting a photo of Frank with a chip on his shoulder . I think I need a hobby.

Country people bring Bath tubs to downtown Stockholm. To encourage Stockholmers to stay in the city, swim and not come to the country. #08s

This NSA thing is getting creepy.

Sverige Polis put do not enter tape around local community noticeboard to try and find out who wrote the wrong date for a LOPPIS

And on this day , 92% of Swedes wake up needing Alvedon , Vatten and an apology from Uncle Leffe after his nude dancing , GLAD MIDSOMMAR!!

This is Midsommar shopping in Bredäng , eating is cheating ,so just drink through it and forget.

I got my dreadlocks , Can you Dig it ?

Perfect Advert placement : Cancelled Buses and underneath Go by BIKE

"Because I'm WOOF it. "

New Metro toilets , read the paper while you sit and do your thing.

Man arrested after he misread sign

Are you looking for that gift that says " I dont think we have really broken up , I will always be watching you " Why not buy Sveriges freakiest garden ornaments . (TIP: Leave in Garden overnight.)

So true ...

ONLY in SVERIGE : Boss : How come you are late for work? Employee: Well , I was running down the platform and a hund was lying across the platform , I tripped and missed my train. Boss : Jahaaa , sounds true

TIP : When holding a sign for 100% human hair , try not to point it at your mate , who is in need of more hair .

Hare Krishnas say Free Cokkies anyone ?

Just seen 2 dogs and a chicken reading this and laughing. 1 cat took the details down on there ipad.

Heeeeeey Sexy Lady !!

Its all about Balance, as man falls down steps

Great moments to be a Dad #6743248 : When your son decides he wants to watch TV from inside your shirt.

The Swedish army dont go to war with weapons . They choose someone who cant play a musical instrument and then let them play it loudly. Its torture for the enemy!!

I always need them to know , who made the cake

Either the plastic pizza I made Lilla Gubben has gone straight through him , or he has not liked my plastic pizza cooking and delivered the worlds worst food review

When i got invited next door for a BBQ , Ii saw this . I might say i only eat cold food.

TIP-- SVERIGE : If you are at a childrens party and this comes out of the bag of Godis , DO NOT say loudly what you think it looks like.