" Stop your moaning , you are a man , you wee like this , up against a a wall , it feels natural and powerful , now please , just a little privacy "

Two rules when transporting a WILD APE across town . Plastic wrapping wont keep them captured for longer than 30 minutes and please make sure the drugs are strong enough to knock them out until you get to your house.

With each journey they would buy only 1 ticket for the train. The wife just hid in the bag for about 6 hours. She was caught out just once in 11 years, she sneezed just outside Linkoping.

Woman loses shoelace when vicious rat attacks her

Man fails in world record attempt at urinating into two bottles from one metre.

Where is the SEA ? Oh thank you , now I see it .

First ever Airport Security Screener found in Southern Sweden.

The policy of the cafe owner was " Kids are allowed" , But they do have a special eating area.

It is LAW on some trains in Sweden to keep your luggage by your feet, BUT you must place your dog on the shelf above you.

As a toddler John had his first ever 3 wheel scooter stolen . Now, 2 years later he is better prepared. His motto is ' UNLOCK that you ASSHOLES".

Despite losing his eye , Klas still said afterwards " To hold the door open using the broom was excellent innovation"

It was far far too windy for a barbecue. The Three guests and "Sausage Sam", were never seen again

Can I come back over there ? You cant even smell it now .

A floating seagull .

One thing the people of Sweden hate is when they get asked by a tourist, " Where is the nearest Mail Box ?" . This is there solution, no conversation needed now.

Alright , who woke up hungover, with an extra ball ?

Fitness targets given to smokers

Bunch of recycling bins chatting about different types of rubbish.

Swedish toilet designer trials new " OUTPIPE " in Stockholm

One of natures great sights , a family of seals come out of the water in a perfectly measured line

Yet another Elephant smuggler is caught in Sweden

It was the greatest move ever by a local Swedish council. Put a tree in front of a road sign , then let all the speeding tickets and money come in . No Swede would complain.

Many locals felt it was not a great mascot for the swimming pools

She always turned that corner too fast , she put on the brakes but she couldnt stop herself from flying forward , she went almost 2 metres inside the bush , she laughed

The plan to rob the bank was perfect , they just got daylight and darkness mixed up. The clocks had just gone forward 1 hour

Tessa the Cat wrote a letter of complaint straightaway about the newly designed catflap

Another depressed pigeon and another train track , but luckily the train delays in Sweden gave this story a happy ending. He now has a wife and a full time job shitting on people. Every delayed cloud has a silver lining.

Bad Ass Ducks seen in this area , they carry metal sticks and will break into your car : BE ALERT

Big push at Easter . In Stockholm , tourists and locals are warned that bibles may be secretly put in your bags.

At Easter time , Public transport in some parts of Sweden is so terrible. Here a man gets religious and prays to the Bussgods, he just hopes they will get him home.

They really wanted to make sure that everyone knew they were actually working

Despite the good looks and all the money , Leonardo DiCaprio still struggled each day to put a watch on and wear it properly like all the other people.

When he retired from his work as a STUNT MAN . Marten really struggled with everyday normal home life . He was often seen coming back from the supermarket , with his car on fire and speeding up his home made driveway

After a few weeks, the locals realised that the tanning clinic they were paying to go to, was actually just a bench facing the sun.

It was maybe the work of genius ,but by leaving the right handed glove right there , Everyone was reminded of Luke Skywalker and his accident.

Pigeon refuses to pay for toilet and goes for pee next to it. When arrested he told police he will poo on people in protest at the toilet prices.

To stop more and more cars getting made and over populating our streets , each vehicle now has to wear protection to prevent them reproducing

Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

Nobody turned up early and nobody turned up late. In fact it was lucky anyone turned up at all.

Every single minute of the day , he held the sign, but every single minute of the day he just wanted to jump on the two lions

It was soon obvious which plant wasnt going to make the basketball team

The rest of the family Trees looked on helpless as Father Tree just exploded

Evidence that Hobbits get mail as well

Man prays to the Bishop to be allowed in for a drink

The mini maps were so mini , some people said they had never actually seen them.

The marriage was taking its toll on Shrek, he would often stare out the window and watch the real world go by

Just by this mans right arm , a sign says " In FOREX Bank WE DO NOT ALLOW THE WEARING OF MOTORCYCLE HELMETS" , Its difficult to see when you are actually wearing a MOTORCYCLE HELMET.

The SIZE ZERO debate has gone too far now !!!

They had expected the restaurant review to be printed in the newspaper first.

On the ground level , an sms was sent , on the roof the jumper got ready , it had been 17 years in the making , All they needed now was there old piano teacher to walk through the door and he would jump on him and scream 'Thank you for the music"