His job description said " when plane lands bring it to a complete standstill" . He did one landing. Rest In Pieces

Despite the weather , Magnus decided he would still go ahead with his romantic dinner and wedding proposal outside.

Gargamel was very upset when he saw what could have been. If he had just got rid of his stupid smurf addiction

This message is brought to you by the management , not the FISH , they are not as thankful

John pretended to impale himself on the pole , his mate Ron, on the right, hates himself and John

Ming Arts the school for Mingers and those from the Ming dynasty

Are you looking for that special place for your romantic dinner ?

A modern Marilyn , on her Iphone whilst she charges it in the wall

The Kiwi bird cant fly so one of the major problems is when they jump in a car , really stoned and try and drive , SHOCKING

They caught the rare heavy fish, which the French call "Le Ipod"

Weirdly the same message for the whistles was used on the dildos. " Men please dont blow on the dildos and pretend they are whistles, its not clever "

If you cant do it face to face , use CANDLEPHONE , all you got to do is light the candles , call the number and propose . It cant fail

New Zealand with its scenic views and unbeatable beauty of a man sweeping up duck shit and rubbish in front of you

All you got to do is CONSUME !!!

Woman tries out the smallest bungee jump ever , locals stare at her bravery

The type of cafe where you get to pimp out your sausage rolls!!!! YO

Slide Salad

No, you say goodbye , No you say goodbye , No you say goodbye , you say goodbye , oh no you say goodbye , No you say goodbye

FACT : Sleeping inside the shop window in your sleeping bag is warmer , but not many get that chance

Times are tough for those learners

he was shut for awhile , he was open for longer than awhile , he was vague

The Singapore duck tour is so genuine ,you climb a ladder, then jump off the roof and try and fly like a duck . These 3 are now in hospital

But you can bring smelly food and vomit in the back

It was known as the "pressure " toilet , one look to your left and you always felt you had to do something

Natures very own game of swingball

My first decision as Mayor of Stockholm, make all rubbish bins accessible to tourist hobbits.

It was to be a BIG surprise, wrap the new hamster in a snowball and then get it to climb out in the morning . It never did

The Blue container CULT , a danger to society and Gargamel

WARNING : Non Smoking sharks seen in this area

The one mistake he made was to not see that it was a blood pressure reading machine. As he pulled his trousers down to check his erectile dysfunction, he then realised and ironically his blood pressure increased.

The Adam and Eve winter tour of Sverige , catch the show " Frozen Betrayal" now

TILF : (Trees I Love to Feel ) Younger trees loving older trees , I wood

They smelt each others wind but never once laid eyes on each other

Jackson in Stockholm , interesting that the inslapp/admission was 15.00 , seems early , just after school finishes

Many didnt suspect that the beard wasnt real , but the smell of recently shaved squirrels soon gave it away

Because it didnt fit in the box and because he hadnt spent too much on the christmas present , He just left it , hoping it would be delivered

The super hero Christmas Party was going great , until on the way home , THE HULK ....got angry..........yet again

Nobody ever told the mother the truth , most looked away when she was breast feeding

When you get home with your xmas tree , freak your neighbours out by saying its your latest shipment from Jamaica and then play Cypress Hill all night

It was a sign they wanted a break in tradition .

His pick up line never failed " do you want to see my sausage on the steps? "

Swedish Dogs now groomed to look like rubbish bins by local council . If you Dont put your rubbish in the bin , they bite your arse

Ever needed to rent a van , but you are in such a rush , you forgot to go to the toilet ----= the answer is here

Sick of just using your Christmas Tree Condom Protection machine in December ? Why not donate it to your local maternity ward for new borns who really come flying out

When the decision makers of Stockholm , saw hobbits , little people and 2 year old children, unable to press the cross the road button at traffic lights , they did something to help.

The Stockholm Police Christmas party was a great night this year. 0 arrests

Swedish Posten now give you 3 options when sending post , Local , International and the last one on the left - LOST

That moment when you write a long email and just before you press SEND , the email disappears.

One law passed by the Swedish Government , if you find a dropped dummy/nappan , you have 7 minutes to place it somewhere hilarious

The planet of the apes cast always had legendary christmas parties