Ever needed to rent a van , but you are in such a rush , you forgot to go to the toilet ----= the answer is here

Sick of just using your Christmas Tree Condom Protection machine in December ? Why not donate it to your local maternity ward for new borns who really come flying out

When the decision makers of Stockholm , saw hobbits , little people and 2 year old children, unable to press the cross the road button at traffic lights , they did something to help.

The Stockholm Police Christmas party was a great night this year. 0 arrests

Swedish Posten now give you 3 options when sending post , Local , International and the last one on the left - LOST

That moment when you write a long email and just before you press SEND , the email disappears.

One law passed by the Swedish Government , if you find a dropped dummy/nappan , you have 7 minutes to place it somewhere hilarious

The planet of the apes cast always had legendary christmas parties

After splitting up with the street busker , the coffee cup went out on his own to raise some cash

It was a puzzle , the visitor had very, very little time to solve ( toilet humour brought to you by Macgyver )

This is an official set of Swedish Willy Warmer Drawers , in the summer you start from the bottom draw , by the middle of winter you are getting the willy warmer from the top draw.

Yellow plastic bags find it difficult when playing Hide and Seek

If you are looking for more proof , Nazis are a pack of dicks !!!

It was the most ambitious robbery ever , even the police couldnt believe Micheal "the snake" Jonsson thought he could fit underneath the door

Even in the Llama world many experts say a male cant do two things at once , but if you look carefully , just like the human male species , the Llama can eat and pass bottom wind at the same time as well

As the cigarette was offered, the Goose began shitting itself : Say No to Smoking Birds

Al Pitcher Parenting TIP #106 : If your toddler wants to climb the dangerous steps , just place a battery operated Sesame Street character that FREAKS HIM out on step number 3

The other two mocked Little Gas by singing "I see you Baby , shakin your Gas , shakin your Gas "

This is a photo that the Lithuania Tourist Board chose to attract visitors, If you like alternative toilets, you need to GO !!

Some nights out are only judged by how long your cheeseburger conga line is !! ( this is a quiet night )

After they got the homemade James Bond ejecter seat working , the search began for Jurgen but he was never seen again

When the Fire Brigade got the phone call " I am a Pole and I will burn this shopping mall down " , the confusion began

Auntie Lisa was known for her strange empty face, but it was her famous light saber show from her private bits that shocked the other passengers

In Christmas cost cutting measure , man has to hold Xmas lights on the wall until January 11th

This is the most dangerous wall in the world : it is 20 cm high , be warned

Suicidal Bike : Goodbye cruel ride

Because of the small space for the sign , every day at least one person would come in asking to rest there chin

A House Boat or a Boat House ?

By deciding to not trust anyone with the precious camera , they used the Self Timer option , But by placing it so far away it was easily stolen

You got to love the Dutch , they put the NO Entry sign at the TOP of the stairs .

Look guys, I just want to be on my own for a while ,I love you all but Im more than just a bike . Are you cool with that ? Guys ?

Warning for those wanting to hallucinate in Amsterdam ....you dont need to buy anything , because the logs have legs you know

It is a tradition in Antwerp to have a mailbox for every mood you are in

In Belgium, Ladies have upper bodies of a tennis ball and dont try and cycle a lamb chop around

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Some places are always behind the times

Size of the child was always more worrying than the half AFE hand

It was when I started pointing it out to the other customers and they didnt laugh, I realised I had to go to another supermarket to shop

Are YOU having an affair ? Play this CD in the background just in case you get a phone call from your husband or wife

It was the special branch of top level Swedish gate security

Not everyone is happy with the commercialisation of Halloween

Most paranoid taxi ride ever

It was a sad day when racism started happening in recycling . Remember people we are all the same glass !!!

Choosing to hang the cartoon characters was a unique selling point, but many of the children just screamed in horror and ran off

After the special offer of "Buy 10 million cones get 10 million free " , the council began to flaunt its cone wealth

All ghosts were signposted to the city centre

One of those really fun time pubs.

You can take the duck out of north england but you cant take the north of england out of a duck

The distance for the workers from the front door was never measured, so knocking had to be LOUD

Oh london , you took away my dreams , you made me announce trains and I wanted to just dance

It was the third day of painting green on green that really started to test John and Garys working friendship