It was the known as the group sex capital of the world when it came to bobbing for apples

This is the dramatic photo of someone getting thrown out of a Swedish library , he tried to read the books backwards , they dont like that

After a drunken evening , Kalle regretted the passport photo he used , it lasted 10 years and he was never allowed to go to America

For the alcoholic statue , its what he would have wanted

Swedish shopping trolleys are taught from an early age to stop at red traffic lights

To keep the smoker utterly confused and on the edge , an ashtray outside a non smoking sign

One ladder showing another ladder the importance of stretching out and reaching your full potential

The window cleaning business soon faced its first big problem

Your Anus 0-> is a Coffee Table . Dont put hot drinks on it

He took the rest of the day off , when he started seeing dolphins in his fruit again

I told you two that I hated Sweet Corn and what do we end up bloody eating

The most accurate Gaydar ever, beams down on the church

I think the TShirt store meant to say " Dont Eat Sushi"

After years of trials , older transport gives birth to newer transport

All chimpanzees riding miniature bikes please stay in the right lane

The relationship became unstable when every meal that was served was in the chokin plate and when put on the table the words " please this time , please " were whispered

Changing the daily times means the owner at Quickshop is always confused if hes actually open or closed

If your dog ever gets a job digging roads late at night , THEY must wear a reflex vest . A dog is for life not for one road

Just in case he forgot his PIN number when shopping , John would always carry a rifle , on it he had scratched the banks phone number

Bollocks , I can get the car through that gap

" Get out of the car now and vaccinate or I get out of the car and our relationship is vaccinated "

The perfect dieting vending machine. Selecta......No Calorie collector

Man gets too excited in Amsterdam and misunderstands the meaning of give me head '

The man on the right said the wrong thing about dogs , the man on the left lying down getting treatment is the same man from the right

It was the 3rd time John had let off wind that day

Some bins just dont want to stand up and do the work

Not everyday you see a gangsta rapping dog , with his big jacket jeans and boots , the real snoop dogg

These new phones actually make you mobile

The New Superman

The owners have another cafe called ..CHICKEN MEETS PETROL... its another obvious combination

It was easier for the Giant to kneel before getting into the truck

Swedish Royal Guards learn the new official salute from tourist

In Sweden , if you have no face , dont go on the phone to talk about your strange big right hand. You will have no face and no briefcase

Slowly the smokers returned and the non smoking areas became very exclusive

Alcoholic Pigeon struggles with the 12 steps

Man walks away embarrassed after walking straight into poster of soon to be built escalators....again

If 2 Elephants die within 24 hours of each other its a Swedish tradition to bury them next to each other with trunks facing east

Toilet Humour : Disco Loo Poo .....Dont stop till you done enough,

The Recycling Cycling Cyclist Recycles Again

Always socially difficult to tell a rabbit they have some stuff between their teeth. They often ignore you

Since turning vegetarian , Bruce the Barbeque hated touching any meat , so every warm potential bbq cooking day he would run and hide in the forest

Today is the day my son Frank goes from Zero to 1 ( in age ). I once caught him trying to leave the house at 3 am with suitcase packed

It was traditional when you turned 30 in dog years, to get tied up to a pole by the rest of the dogs and made fun of

Please show your best Sarcasm , a lack of patience and wonderful humour in one sign

I asked the supermarket if I could get the coin deposit on the shopping trolley back but they said NO .

By just looking at the sign , the locals could hypnotize the little rat inside the cage , but one day that rat went mental

Despite his patience getting tested , he always observed the "Wait here to be seated " sign, but he was often never even spoken to

Job description : Postman , Very little travel , Hours 7-7.05 am , Monday- Saturday

Can we meet at sometime between 3 oclock ? Yeah ok , around 3 oclock. Dont be late.

Dogs that could wee a poo were banned . It was the law