Lilla Gubben wanted to be lus (head lice) and take everyones Blood. HAPPY HALLOWEEN everybody. #itchynscratchy #homemadelus #holdinghiseggs

My life is ..

And so it begins.... Late October every year. Each Swede must find 2 random gloves ( they must not match ) and then they must leave them on a park bench. #coldhandshakesfromnowon

Nääämen , I am just so confused right now .... The Hop on , Hop Off bus guy is getting on the tunnelbana My head is a mess , tourists are shouting at me , How ? Why ? #hoponbeforetheygetoff

Best Portable toilet ever. When you gotta go , you can go.

Still one of the best warning signs of all time. Bye for now Malmö

Never feels normal seeing my own face on a poster : or taking a photo of it

My on tour bag , i am writing this from inside the bag

Malmö , 24 and 25 october. Bring a sausage for the tour show

Happy !!! First show of tour and it was great. Tack Stockholm

Always a surprise , you run to the toilet and your son has dental flossed the entire bathroom

All Jokes aside, the Russins are coming

Stay safe Sverige , the Russins are on land. They are everywhere #svpol

Swedish bureaucracy : You have to get through so much tape , just to get in the door.

Was it Z50o1ioö or Z50011öi0 ?

Even at a young age , I was known as a FASHION GURU.

Little Fish face on bigger whale face

This lilla gubben legend , finds a toaster on the pavement, he says its a dog , now wants to walk the toaster around and i have to go "Woof Woof" . Im scared we will meet a Microwave dog. #fyfaaaaaaan. #youcantwritethisstuff #puppyeyes

Probably my favourite cartoon of all time. Great work Canary Pete

Yo Yo Malmö, time to untwist da Torso , I am coming back for 2 tour shows Oct 24 and 25 , Hope you can join me ? Puss, I am on your beach . Please go to www.alpitcher.se for all Autumn tour dates

Nääämen perfect vehicle to learn to drive safely in Sweden. A 1 seat sports car

Fyfaaaan Leffe , when you said " boat trip "

Throwback Thursday . Me at 6 am catching a train to Stockholm from Göteborg , without any kaffe. #TBT

The rain came and the party never stopped. #Thedayafter #vallingheadaches

Swedish Dyslexic Love -- I VOLE You , Lets make sweet passionate VOLE , my VOLE for you is so deep

Warming up for the Nääämen Tour with the whole Swedish army

Aaaah Sverige , remember when The Viking was feared across Europe. Now he rents a little office in Norrköping and only take a 20 minute lunch break. #prayforchange

Norrkoping , always creepy to be the only one in the theatre

Fyfaaaaan perfect product placement. KAFFE next to the baby food. You know my life Sverige , well played , well played indeed

DIET for CHAMPIONS

When I post a letter through my nearest mail box, I always open the lid and say " Meeeeoooow , Katten not hungry anymore " #truestory