Another Toilet Roll holder looking happy to see me.

Love it when the owner puts up a photo of a famous person who has eaten at the restaurant. Wish I had met the Chilli Peppers. #takeawaynotgiveitaway

Normal Sondag Morning #whythelongface? #Neeeeigh

Come see The Nääämen its Al Pitcher tour or the Goat will find you

Product Placement ? Me on a rubbish bin

Just what you need to see , you cant find your bag on arrival and then MOOOMIN is pretending its lost its bag , which is right in front of MOOOMINS FACE !! Fyfaaaaan the MOOOMIN !!

Its cold again in Sverige , Even the kaffe gets depressed about it. #fyfaaaaan

Nääämen , Banksy must be in Sverige.

How do you explain this in blindskrift ? #Isawthesignanditopenedupmymind

Swedes getting over confident that Summer will last until October. Spoiler Alert : It Hasnt Stopped raining all day.

Fyfaaaaan , help me Birgitta , How the hell does this seat work ?

" Ok Leffe, put the number on the back of the bus in an easy to see place " #Eskilstuna #nääämen

Now, I am aware some Swedish train journeys are strange...and train toilets....but on this trip , headphones AND a pair of jeans lying on the floor !!! Fyfaaaaan , nobody is saying anything. Somebody must have NO TROUSERS on. #sverige #femminuter see my tour with trousers on www.alpitcher.com

Kaffe reminding me to go to the toilet . #PåtårProvidesPerfectParanoidPitcher

Is someone winding me up by giving Lilla Gubben information to drive me mad ?? Last night he said " I am full and cant eat anymore !!! " I looked at the plate and we then argued for 7 minutes about him eating the remaining one pea. Fyfaaaaan

My View : This is an amazing country,full of great, great people. We have to educate the minority. So Cheer up Sverige ,If you can eat Surströmming we can sort this little mess out.

Nääämen Old Skool taxi driver , No GPS , just a map from the 1970s ,looked at it whilst he was actually supposed to be looking at road. .

Due to an absolute disastrous food order from me. Fyfaaaaan , this was my meal this evening. #prataSvenska?notreally #lostintranslation

This Election gets weirder and weirder

NÄÄÄÄMEN !!

This is a 5am Selfie

This LEGEND is 4 today. He provides the greatest laughter, stress and love I have ever felt. HUUUUUURRRAAAA!! HUUUUUUUUUUURRA!!

I have a new HERO in my life. This guy has his shopping trolley attached to the back of his trousers . FYFAAAAAAAN , its deals on wheels. #handsfreetoclap #pulluptotherumpa

Fyfaaaaan , tackarrrr for Translation #soconfused

" Fyfaaaaan , why do I always have to work on a Lordag ? ,I thought today was about Godis "

Great day in Skövde , 14.30 onstage , 1200 students , loads of laughs

Im going to buy a ticket to see Pharrell , wear a really massive hat , stand up the front , people will start shouting " Fyfaaan take off your big hat dickhead , we cant see " I will and then shout back "HAPPY NOW?" And then leave #nääämenbighead

Tack Tack Sverige , with just red and white tape, you save the section of the public , who cant work out if they can sit, or not #sheeeeeaaat #CSIfurniture #isitaseat?

This guy is a practical joke waiting to happen

If you see any naked leaked nudes of me from my phone , please remember I have not been hacked , ( nääämen, just putting it out there)