To advertise these Glasses ,we need to find a lady who looks like she is absolutely shitting herself about the thought of extra vision.

I am bowling in Lane 2 , but Lane 3 has never felt so inviting #strike #leg-end

Well, this is an awkward view to wake up to. Looks like some dick has got in the pool earlier than me.

At first I laughed when they shouted my drink out as "kaffe for ALL , kaffe for ALL" but now 1 hour later , fyfaaaan, everyone in the street has had a taste of it.

Fyfaaaan, thats a relief #sizedontmatter #bignews

I am happy to announce my next world championship kickboxing fight will be against the former world champion Jörgen Kruth. This was supposed to be my FIGHT FACE , it didnt work out so well.

SWEDES on TOUR . Fyfaaaaaaan , a meeting is called at 10 am , to find out who created this KAOS.

NÄÄÄMEN , its a Legal Hund Bajs dropping zone ... And it Stinks. #pugsnotdrugs #strongweed

FACT: Frodo hated his holiday in Turkey , He walked everywhere ', he could never call a Taxi #preciousbutton #justring

MEAT -THE SCREAM.

Always fun to take lilla Gubben to a posh restaurant, when they bring out the " starter" ,tell him thats all he gets. He will look confused and regret eating it all at once.

Original lyrics did actually say " you"ll never walk alone with my shoes ... With hope that they last 2 weeks"

If you put a massive chocolate on bread display, up in a supermarket , I need to pick it up , pretend to take a bite and get told off by a huge Turkish security guard in front of my children #tick #done #bucketlist

" Mate , you know when I said take a seat on the bus "

Yo yo , Lets Party homies

Always best to spell TATTOO correctly. Luckily my Holiday tattoo, LOOVE YOU MOOMY , only lasted for 3 weeks #nääämen.

Ok , who did a poo in the pool ? #finditanddigitout

I hope this is the toilet door , if its not , this could be very awkward

Fyfaaaaaaan : Hissen fungerar inte

Its 30 degrees in Turkey and this mad lilla gubben wants to go out dressed like this.

Remember, If you are drowning in this pool , do not shout loud, just mime , HELP , HELP

" A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan

Fyfaaaaan , I know its hot , but just chill out all of you.

Semester Morning Time : I'll get the drinks in , lets get this rock n roll party started. #alldaysession

The only thing in my head right now is .. TAKE A PRODUCT ,GO UP TO THE GRUMPY MAN AND ASK " HOW MUCH IS THIS?"

" Pappa , Ive done too much swimming , not enough resting " #chillinwithmylillahomie

WARNING for Tourists :Dont give your lilla gubben loads of money to then find out, the machine has no actual toys in it. #fyfaaaaaan #alanya

The Center thats keeping it real

Nääämen !!!!!!

NÄÄÄMEN , dont you hate when you go to the magical well for water and the 2 ,killer , green eyed cats are having a late night meeting. #prayforal

The life of a suburban swedish space hopper is never easy. Escape is even harder #shawshankredemption #jumparound