Nääämen the Swedes know how to label things. In case they forget. #dishesnotgettingwashedthough

Earliest Ever Selfie Found : A 12th Century Viking , just after getting kicked out of a nightclub in Gotland ,for abusing the DJ .

A new sign for a Swedish Semester : Put all mobiles away and have a holiday.

Instead of buying a sports car to show you still got it when you turn 50. Just put a giant penis on top of your car and everyone will know.

What lies behind this door, may haunt me forever

No matter how long I do comedy , it still freaks the living shit out of me , when I see a poster outside the venue for my first date of a brand new tour AND Nääämen, when its next to Tommy. So yeah ,do come along

Wants Channel changed, Sat staring at me for 9 hours. #barnkanalenrevolution #weshallnotbemoved #putfootballon

Neeeeej , Leffe , do you really need the digging sign for that amount of digging ?

Recycling, FYYYY...

"'Nej Leffe , its ok , it doesn't block the bin at all " #Kexfiles

May your Nubbe never be empty , May your små grodorna be as joyful as Kermit. Viva le Sverige , Have a fantastic Midsommar, one and all.

I know its raining but surely no floods at FIKA time

Just got back to Sverige and its a little chilli #weatherjokebyaDad

Fyfaaaan, a Bajen sticker near Brooklyn Bridge , who goes on holiday to New York and thinks Ive got to put stickers up all around New York ? ? Hammarby fans

The latest Kaffe Cup Photo from America. Fyfaaaaan , I like the design but the shape of the stain worries me.

I wanted to sit down , get my palm read and then say " my friend Victoria before she left us , whispered a secret , what was her secret ? PLEASE TELL ME VICTORIA'S SECRET , Fyfaaaan, I need to know VICTORIA'S Secret "

No need for Påtår in America, I just Supersize my Kaffe and nobody can deny #SirFikaAlot

NÄÄÄMEN - Selection time. #onadietnow

I love that bit in the film E.T when E.T gets taken hostage, ."Put your hands up and NO you cant phone home "

Now i am a big fan of " Crazy golf ", but this guy has taken the "crazy" to another level, How does he even hit the ball with that ?

In da P3 studio , trying so hard to look gangsta

Fyfaaaaaaaan Lilla Gubben , concentrate , What does the Map say ? We are late !!

Watch out England , the Italians are getting yellow cards already.

Spoiler Alert : House Stark ready to invade Västerås. It might be sunny today, but Winter is coming. #gameofthrones

Happy day of Sverige , Tack tack for laughing at me and with me. This is a great country and its awesome to be part of it. Huuuuuuuuurrra , HUUUUUUUUUURA x

Fyfaaaaaaaan always delayed fem minuter in Sverige and the " happiness making machine " is so close but yet so far. #prayforkaffe

One day I hope to understand Swedish humour , but I dont get these 3 jokes at all.

I am in Zone B for Bong Yo. Buy a ticket and let it grow , my stocks are low and I am close to Bro. Vote Green Yo. #politics. #greenparty

Look how impressed the Swedes are with this guy balancing his shoe on his head. Tough gig

If your bike gets stolen in Sweden. The polis do a drawing of the bike, then they predict which way the thieves went