I dont think this pet shop is a real pet shop

Knot Allowed

I really want to donate , its terrible and cruel , Who feeds a dog travelcards ? STOP THIS CRIME SVERIGE, a dog is for life not a journey . #prayforchokingdog #wholetthedogon

Fyfaaaaaan, Never use your 1980s Mobile Phone outside , people will only laugh at you.

Woken up by some building work going on in the hotel, so I went to complain at reception

Me : " Nej Fyfaaaaan Hundy , you had one job, separate the green glass and the clear glass . Hund : .. (Sad face) Me : Sluta nu, dont give me those puppy eyes, you have messed up big time "

This is on Spotify , Itunes and loads loads more of online places. Its free so please listen and laugh

Which one should I buy ? Nääämen the Options. #ourpriceouronlyflower #prayforblommar

Fyfaaaaan ,I always try and use the same bath water, after lilla gubban. #prayformuddywaters

SJ hit all time low , when woman on train shouts out " Fyfaaaaan , we are going the wrong way". #femminuterdelayed

Fyfaaaaaan I love a small community noticeboard . Found 3 black gloves . Please local people , look at your hands, we know its you, dont be afraid , we can help you. #vivaleöstrahusby

Freaks me out walking past this window , today I expect the head to turn around and say " Nääämen... Glad Påsk "

The hotel receptionist gave me the shaving kit for free. I said " Tack tack , each stroke I do , I will think of you "...awkward silence

No , you go ahead , the tunnelbana is your front room

The sun is out and the Swedes have not reacted well. #hasbaggage #nääämen

Breaking News : Forgetful Chef blamed for Car Crash in Bredäng . #prayforburntpan #nääämenthepan

Nääämen, Its the perfect Viiiiiiiiiittttsssippppa.

Swedes...Once they are in a queue to the counter, they wont leave it , no matter what happens.

Wonder what they shout to the employees who are late for work at this restaurant ? #prayfordadjoke

I always wondered why lilla gubban loves Fredag ? This is why , he can cruise with his homies at Dagis. "Ajja bajja this bajs is on fire. Soooo.... Boom Boom , shake the room, Boom Boom, I am lilla Gub"

In Göteborg , you have to search high and low for a toilet. #prayforhobbitbajs

My Svenska is getting better. "Break the children first " ?? #prayforbroke

Saw this little thing at Skansen yesterday. All I could hear was , " oj , neeeeej , fyfaaaan , that hurts a bit , sharp tags , why me , why this, fyfaaan the cactus ". #prayforthelittlerat

Fyfaaaaan , 37 years married and there you go again , making that annoying "duck noise" you always do. I didnt make a duck noise. Yeah yeah of course you didnt.

NÄÄÄMEN Leffe , I make ONE mistake with Wellpapp , ONE mistake and you wont let me forget it, will you #prayforleffeswellpapp

Most negative van driver ever. Drives around, shouting Fyfffffffaaaaan at people #yolo

So Stoned !

BREAKING NEWS : Man Breaks news

NÄÄÄMEN Finally !! The original ABBA line up, back together. #thedancingqueen

Fyfaaaan , somebody needs to tell Charlotte ,she has a big line of white stuff under her nose.