Fyfaaaan , you cant be seriously calling that a checked in bag. I saw his hand luggage, it was a sock.

Fyfaaaan , trust me to get on the train with "rocketman mcgyver " #prayforspeedyal

Why walk , when you can get a taxi with fitness first on it

Bilbo just closed his shop, walked out and said " i got some shit to sort out"

Leffe the Donkey was still upset he couldnt have a cheeky smoke in his stable.

Fyfaaaaaaan , All I did was an "extra upside down bounce jump " with a sing along to Lionel Richies ,dancing on the ceiling and now I am banned from the trampoline. #sorrylillagubben #prayforalsneck

NÄÄÄMEN its Mickey

" förlåt due to a half packet of biscuits on the track , we will have a delay of fem minuter "

People always question if I can speak Svenska. But sometimes it feels natural. Its not difficult , say TAXI , like TAXI , now in Svenska say TAXI , see its easier than you think , now say Kristianstad.

Where do pirates go when they land at Göteborg airport ? International Arr , Arr I say , Arr. #okiwillgetmycoat

Breaking all the balloon rules.

Why me ? Why

@TheAlPitcher: Stockholm Kommun introduce "SINKS FOR HUNDS". So they can wash paws ,after near to tree bajs. #prayfordogsoap

Fyfaaaan , tough decision. Do I miss the end of the film , the middle and end or the whole movie

Neeeeeeej I cant go on

Scream if you want to go....

Always awkward seeing the chocolate you want , making out

When onstage , I think its better to be honest and truthful about yourself. (Photo by Alexander Winther at photomind.se )

I made the Sverige version of Communication levels, when having your first Kaffe

I have 12% phone battery and the plug you see hanging from the ceiling is my only option. fyyyyfaaaaan I am going in.

NÄÄÄMEN the SUN . The Swedes are so excited, they have put a line underneath it, to show its importance.

NÄÄÄÄMEN MAGNUS !!

Why put your bath inside ? When you can have a "stand up balcony bath ". Bra Jobbat Leffe , freaking your neighbours out for months. #prayforLeffeslostvatten

SVERIGE !! A great place to bring up lilla gubben , but also easy to push him down a hill on a slide.

I have stared at this sign for 45 mins , my head and my calender have exploded Fyfaaaaan, I do not know when its open. Pray for my hockey frilla

A strange thing happened today , I followed a teenager who spat on the pavement, I was disgusted like you , watching this sad part of the worlds future doing this. BUT as I walked further , I saw this , Nääämen he had spat a face , fyfaaan a creative artistic genius , NEVER understimate the talents and skills of the youth of today ( he saw me taking the photo and shouted abuse) #dontspitthough.

Dont you hate when the Phantom of the Opera is getting married and his ex wife turns up in her wedding dress, just let him go

You know when you go to a wedding and even the kids agree that the Bride made the wrong choice of dress.

If you don't have more than two , I don't know you

Fyfaaaaan , thats some crate parking !!

They stared at each other for years , it was everlasting love but it was up and down. It was impossible to seal the love with a Kiss. #prayforsverigeseals.

These signs capture how John Lennon left the Beatles.

That awkward moment on live TV , when you think. " Fyfaaaan , where are the glasses , I borrowed from my Grandma aka Mordor "