NÄÄÄMEN , you know when you see a dog do a messy poo by the bin, Here is an amazing Swedish design winner. Toilets that Dogs use when outside . #hundflush

Fyfaaaaan , if you knock twice on this door, an emergency hobbit appears .

Fyyyfaaaan , I am tempted to steal this "Box of Locks". To teach them a lesson about security.

"Pappa , why do you always wear a pirates eye patch? " Well , when you were little.

After getting information from the public , the Swedish Polis have released a sketch of the wanted man. Its the first day for the Polis Artist.

Fyfaaaaan , I think this sign should say " Dont feed your hund Köttbullar , Tack"

Even when they went shopping , there he was, always nude, always acting weird in the corner

You know when you see a ghost with trousers on peeing against a drainpipe.

All I can see is Slaaaaaask , All I can hear is Fyfaaaaaaaan. #prayforbredäng

3 Chairs for The Doors

Aaaaaah , a baby owl has fallen into my Kaffe

Just went to pay for my food and when I got to the counter , I pointed at the cash register paper rolls and said "Wow those toilet rolls are for people who have really small rumpas" . The guy is still staring at me .

At Stockholm Centralen , you can take photos of YOU at the station through the years. Heres my creepy 1950s effort , a huge version of me staring at men in suits from the "bögringan"

NZ tourist in Sverige : "This weather, socks"

Swedish Love :He was excited to see her reaction to his "romantic table for 2 on the tunnelbana" #HappyValentinesDay

Jahaaaa, so thats the secret to healthy eating.

I will never finish this bloody apple

Fyfaaaaan , Spring is on its way , the Sverige daytime is really starting to lighten up.

Swedish Security. Making sure the FIKA stays inside.

Fyfaaaan some Swedes love to over explain the situation AND the shop isnt even open.

Bench Press

Fyfaaaaan , this must be Göteborg Sushi. Mister Mi-Yummy say Lax on Lax off

DEATH travels on a rulltrappa. The GRIM DEER HUNTER

Lillebud Lillebud , behind you its me " lille buddy" ,due to danger of SLAAAAAASK puddle drowning, I cant pass.

Enjoying some winter sun

You might think its a tough winter. But spare a thought for those locked up until summer. #notneeded

Neeeeeeeej , what are the odds ?? these guys are using the same name I was thinking of calling my next tour . Ahhh well , Fyfaaaan , great minds think alike. #catchy

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