Justin Bieber with a hand puppet is showing me, how to get out of the plane

Its the question mark that confuses me. 1) Swedes dont need to be asked for Kaffe. 2) the price doesnt matter, this is addiction 3) it should just say KAFFE !!! NOW !!!

Fyfaaaaan , I never knew they used a vacuum cleaner to catch the Upper Crust

Guy in Tahiti told me "i had more chance of a Shark biting me than these wild dogs ".He also had 2 fingers missing

I am back in Sverige

IKEA Spotting in Tahiti. Just like home

Ok , I am on my way home from Tahiti. I was promised the same weather as this. Fyfaaaaan , dont let me down Sverige.

Went swimming with " Baby sharks " today. Well I was going to,but I wasnt allowed to, after I threw Lilla Gubben in first.

Bought a dvd of Life of Pi at the market, worst version ever. 90 minutes of this.

Next time I go on holiday, I will bring 1000 towels ,I will be awake at 4am and I will win.You heard me Germany.

4 am in the hotel room. ME: Fyffffffaaaaaaaan. LIZARD : Näääääääääämen.

Woman gets angry when told she cant bring both bags on the plane as hand luggage.

Ok guys , dont move , stay very, very still. My contact lens is down here somewhere.

Lilla Gumman asked to borrow my phone to play candy crush and now I find another holiday SELFIE. Fyffaaaaan the infants of today.

Fyyyyfaaaan , what a day !! I got to hang out with 2 Supermodels on a boat.

Fell asleep on the beach and woke up to this. Freaked me out

Kaffe , Nääääämen !!

How do you confuse a Swedish tourist in NZ ? Put this sign up, dont have a shop or cafe at all. And Then watch the tears.

You can take the gubben out of Bredäng...But you cant take the Bredäng out of the gubben.

The correct way to say Fish and Chips, when in New Zealand.

I wake up to find another selfie on my phone.

Even at the age of 2 , I was a cowboy who never played by the rules. This was me demanding a morning kaffe.

Fyfffaaaaan New Zealand , you might think this is ok. But try this in Sverige and you will have a revolution.

NÄÄÄMEN !!!!

Instant regret.

One thing you dont need when Kite Surfing in New Zealand is a woman with a metal detector underneath you , screaming "precious , the precious "

Just spent 17 minutes losing an argument with Lilla Gubban , He still thinks his Child car seat is ok on the roof. " That way , I can see more things Pappa". Fyfaaaaaaaaaan lilla GUBBAN !!!

Fyfaaaaan , Gubban ? Guuuuuuuuban ?

Reason why NZ is so beautiful #33 . If you do GO in a forest, pick up your own poo.