Only the crow can Break the ice.

Sombody warn Liam Neeson about the Shark

On the train home , Lilla Gumman insisted on renacting her own birth, because it was on SJ it was a very delayed birth with loads of stopping and starting #nääämenheeeeeresgumman

Even the cat is telling me , if you can't play the piano, DONT TRY !!

Now its Xmas

Perfect JULKLAPPAR , you dont even leave the house , get family ,friends and enemies to this , Nääämen you get to laugh at/with me . Shows for 2015 in Stockholm, Linköping, Östersund, Umeå, Malmö ,Falun, Örebro and Göteborg. click on the the ticket link www.alpitcher.se (foto by Daniel K Johansson)

All the people who are too drunk to stand up . We are meeting here ikvall . #julfest

You Two , Me too ( foto by Otto Blucker)

Weird guy in forest

Hot hand

This is criminal

Mountain Food

We bloody did it Umeå , I learnt so much , from babysitters from Ume , to couples who broke up , Never forget Sports science or Sick one , You made my day folks, with your clapping squads , Tack so much for coming to the show , 2nd show Thursday , here we come .

This is the photo from the show in Uppsala. The shirt I am wearing is FIGHTERHJÄLPEN , an independent and non profit charity , the purpose is to raise money for children affected by cancer. So please visit www.fighterhjalpen.se and Help out Puss x

Just saw 2 guys in a shop fighting over a dvd copy of Frozen , they were shouting " let it go, Let it go "

STOCKHOLM HOMIES !! Like a Tomten gangsta getting wood. I have 2 shows of the Nääämen tour in 2014 in Stockholm. A few Single seats for Dec 14 and God Jul tickets for Dec 17. Come see Come thee. Google me , Spread the word , feel the love www.lifeline.se or www.alpitcher.se #alpitcher #officialplug

Nääämen , You got me confused now SAMARTIE PANTS .

Fyfaaaan , I thought that soup tasted different. Everyone can see the unicorn right ?

Vote Vote Vote

Just opened my Swedish Advent Calender door for today and it was just Stefan Löfven shouting " fyfaaaan" and packing his stuff away

True happenings in Sweden

You know when you ask a rush hour commuter to read your horoscope , Fyfaaaan, They never seem happy.

Just arrived back in Stockholm. Me ( singing Destinys Child song ) SAY MY NAME , SAY MY NAME Taxi Driver : L #takingtheAoutofAL #nääämenitsLpitcher

Fyfaaaaaan , Don't PINK here. !! #confuseahunddag #nejbrun

I will never forget you Kristianstad

The Precious

Meals on Wheels

I love the coat of arms for Västerås . Its two people shaking hands with a canoe on their heads. #nääämenitscanoe.

Jeremiah Weed. AKA Hot Chocolate. Causes no sleep because of overdosing on Sugar. Keep Away.

No turning back now

Look , I wonder what that says

Fyfaaaaan its shut. Nice one Einstein , Genius

Fyfaaaan , so many strict rules when sending in a new Passport photo . #rejected #again #toostrict

In my dream , I have just seen a Lean , mean , fighting Kanin.

Beautiful , just went past a lake on the train and I saw a whale having a wee. You amaze me everyday Sverige with your secret beauty. #mobydickkiss

Best way to tell you to Get OFF !! Tack Tack. Tonights show in Kalmar will go further and funnier than before.

Stefan Löfven is thinking , not now , Fyfaaan ,stop doing the Hokey Pokey dance , take this shit serious , they want answers ,put your hands down .

Fyfaaaaan , that was close , I was just about to walk straight through the fence .

Seat talk in Sweden

Must never happen in Sweden

True Story

SWEDISH POLIS VARNING : Thieves are waiting for the dehydrated , Never bend down for Vatten.

A pipe dream to understand

Happy Lordag in Halmstad. Where work is a pleasure for the little Hulk rumpa.

Fyfaaaaan , the hobbit protesters have been arrested and taken away, #FreetheShire

WHO let the dog on ? Woman carries dog up the rulltrappa , freaking the shit out of me #movingsteps #toomuchkaffe #7fthund

Kungsbacka , this is the closest I have ever been to you. Thursday November 6, i am within you

" Fyfaaaaan Leffe ,please start to focus , you have just hit 30" #Isawthesognanditopenedupmymind

NÄÄÄMEN confuse the p-lisa , Park your smart car, extra smart. #tryandfindthefrontofthecar

Fyfaaaaan , Im getting teased by a packet of Maltesers . JUST LET GO !!! DIVE !!! I OWN YOU NOW !!!