Hej Europe , I am in NZ and I am in your future, I am 2014 ,This is the fashion , GIRAFFE HEADWEAR . Happy new year to you all , 2013 is soooooo last year.

Mickey is drunk again

Camper Van tries to escape , but then realises he cant drive

You know when you sit down and see NO Toilet paper. This isnt my biggest worry right now.

Never call your tractor bad names. It will find you and hunt you down.

Neeeeej , If you get given a seagull for Christmas , dont do what I did and let them have one last family goodbye. Now hes hiding , fyfaaaaaaan.

Fyfaaaaan , happiest Robin Hood ever.

Happy Christmas and God Jul to you all

Always important to set the rules when writing your phone number on a random wall. Dont need weirdos calling you up.

I love it when you take a shopping trolley for a walk and it lies on its back and wants its tummy tickled.

Fyfaaaaaaan , I am sick of all these rules. Let me do it ,how I want to do it.

Fyfaaaan , all I do is FIKA every 3 hours and now my strength scares me. ( kids do not try this )

" Darling ,theres been an accident , all I can see is MUD"

Swedish child found guilty in New Zealand of starting entire water system for plants, just so he could take a "different kind of dusch ". Fyfaaan lilla gubban.

Its only 7am in New Zealand and I have already seen a killer croc.

The worst hangover is when you hallucinate and see little animals on your backpacks. Fyfaaaan the donnie darko.

Nääämen to the lady with a loaf of bread for a head.

My maffia name. You dont tell me the truth , I break your lies and dye your hair.

No Security guards , No big fence This is enough for any Swede to just STOP !!!

One Lilla Gubban just lost his mind.

At Christmas time , even the HISS cant get through it sober.

When you see your future 60 year old face in the cup. You know its time to stop drinking Kaffe for the day.

I saw my neighbour buying all this milk so i I said " I bet the boys will come to the yard , when you shake all those " He just stared at the floor, put his milk in a bag and walked off. We may move house soon.

VARNING : Random guy in Sverige , knocks on your door , does a pruut and then runs off

After 872 walk outs , 12 emails and 1 " Neeeeej , Fyfaaaaan " . Leffe realised the menu price list had a MASSIVE mistake. #scandal

This guy on the tunnelbana really believes in the Charlie and the Chocolate factory movie. He might win a willy wonka

Christmas Tree guy didnt laugh once after i said " Fyfaaaan , it looks like tonnes of drugs , you are Heisenberg of Jul " . I just walked away in silence.

Fyfaaaan , Throwback Tuesday. Me as a 3 year old enjoying Christmas. I have not changed a bit.

My Swedish Doctor keeps on leaving notes around Stockholm for me. I thought my personal toilet problems were secret.

Empty now but 1 minute ago , it was filled with laughing Swedes