I can see two male shoes poking out , I am in IKEA , I am going to leave the guy , it is what he would have wanted, we have all dreamed of his position. Lying down, just hiding, in fear of more buying.

Fyfaaaaan , that freaked me out , I thought it was a baby ghost hiding in the wall.

I love NORRLAND. , I asked this kind guy for directions , did he put down the tree he was dragging up the road ?? Of course he didnt, he just walked over and helped us. Can the real Tomten please stand up.

Relax Sverige , I have found the sun, it was hiding in Skellefteå

Man is rushed to hospital after rewiring heart attack machine to charge his iphone.

This is the key for the toilet at Kulturhuset . Fyfaaaaan , what are they expecting to happen in here.

Lilla Gubban is Spindle Man. But hes gone crazy , so Im the one climbing the walls.

SJ in Stockholm now provide a massive toilet roll, because they know how much you will shit yourself about how late you will be

" Tjaaaa Leffe , I know you guys are 4 stops away , but dont stress , I have secured seats for the journey, they are protected Swedish style"

Fyfaaaaan , dont you hate walking into all those walls ? In Sweden , they help you with this , with some helpful arrows.

Weird phone call at 7 am. A drunk Erik Hamren, crying and telling me to get ready to play. Im on my way E-Man

When the crossing sign fell over , total panic happened , people didnt know how to cross the road , look at the male in the middle trying to help his mate through the confusion

World Exclusive : Never seen photo of the main door to the SJ Headquarters. #sverige

Lilla Gubban in 3D

Fyfaaaan this is awkward. The Princess and the...

Swedish police said the drug dealer was not hard to find.

Yo Yo , Caffeine Pimping

Meals on Wheels

I have seen my face in a Kanelbulle.

You go in one car journey with Morgan Freeman , Brad Pitt and Kevin Spacey, and shit goes weird.

Outside the family court all Luke could hear was "Nej, fyfaaaaan ,seriously dont listen to him , I am your Father"

This businessman next to me on the train is relaxing a little too much for my liking. Keeps on saying " take a chill pill pappa and get me some godis"

When the Swedes complain , they just tell the dealer.

Leffe was told by his father " to always stand out and climb the career ladder". He never forgot that advice.

Sverige refuse to confuse any tourists, so they translate Taxi to Taxi and of course the very difficult to change Centralstation to Central Station.

If a tram turns up late in Göteborg, , its a tradition for a Man with a stick to moon it.

At last my backstage rider request was sorted out tonight.

Edward Snowden wouldnt get any information if he went to Göteborg. Puss Puss , it was sold out and it was so much fun. Krammm