Another lesson I have learnt in Sverige. Elvis has not left the building , he just got recycled.

Swedish drug dealers are not hard to find.

In Greek mythology, the Titans were immortal giants of incredible strength , But only the two strongest Titans could face eating dinner outside.

Three nights at Sodra Teatern, Stockholm. Incredibly beautiful venue

Ironically the last thing Leffe saw before the crash was MEET YOUR FUTURE

You know you're in trouble, when you start gambling your asthma inhaler. Every Breath you make , Every breath you take.

I still think the blonde wig freaks me out the most. Its the eyes , THE EYES and the lack of commitment .

After walking past the notice in the morning. Leffe was full of anger and returned to make his own corrections.

Terrorists hit Sverige , causing KAOS by putting leaves on the railway track. AL KA LEAF YA

You know its a long traffic jam, when you see Bamse is stuck in it.

Always start small.

It was never really a problem when Spider Woman lost her house keys

Pappa do the dishes too

Beating obesity in Norrköping. Put a fence on front of the chocolate.

Fyfaaan its difficult travelling and having to sleep on your friends floors , so why not carry a mattress that covers the entire apartment you are visiting .

Luleå priests whipping each other with mini whips and saying how great it feels .

This is now my thinking since I moved to Sverige. No matter how bad life gets , I still have coffee to look forward to

What a competition - The Skateboard Kid against the Fire Engine. Its the Swedish wacky races

That feeling when you put 20kr in the machine and you dont get your Godis. This guy has been like this for 72 hours , he just stares and stares . #prayforgodis.

Sverige Angry Birds rapping : Every Owl say Ho Ho , Everybody say Solar Power Uggla, Yo Yo Yo.

Even Swedish cats are great at designing , they even build escape routes. Its Pawshank redemption

I think this tie shop in Stockholm has the " smartly dressed alcoholic christian fisherman " market covered

Another day begins before 6 am with the super hero "FYFAAN I AM AWAKE BOY " He makes sure the world is never sleeping for too long.

When the driving instructor shouted STOP !!! Fyfaaaan I hit STOP !!!

A Broken Tunnelbana ticket barrier. Sure I Just saw an old lady run through and shout " JIPPPPPI, HAPPY MONDAG SUCKERS"

Forget ipads or xbox , set up a candle and say to lilla gubben," bet you cant put that out ". 38 minutes later , he's exhausted and needs a sleep. Perfect parenting.

Dont ever joke with Swedes about Coffee. They take it very serious and spin all kinds of weirdness to get you drinking it.

Im in Norrköping , this is a standard car alarm.

The American Government shuts down and its people watch anxiously. The people of Sverige are also waiting, they are nervous but excited. Soon Sverige, soon.

A Norrland Horror story : Beware of the Ghost who wears one Shoe. oooooosssss , ooooooooosss

Never trust an internet blind date.