The klumpig people from the north of Sverige. always come from the left side of the room . Dont even bother protecting the right .

I had a joke with my local korvgubben and without me asking he made my sausage smile.

Luleå Airports new toilets, Took me 3 hours to explain the misunderstanding to the police

Funky builder , body popping to the construction site

Look how unhappy the chosen one is. Maybe , its carrying too much personal baggage.

First indications a cat is nervous , they are often smoking a cigarette, walking up and down a 10 metre section of the footpath , talking to themselves , saying things like " look, , i have told you, i dont know where the money is "

Terrible day for Trolley Collecting , nothing found, just not the weather for it.

Tjeeena my darling , you know you wanted a new terrace for the house and I really wanted to get a boat, well I have solved that problem.

You leave your Dad with a pocket knife for one minute at the zoo and he does a classic bit of "Dad Joke graffiti "

The best change for me with the iphone update in Sverige. They used to have just a sun shining for Väder now a big cloud is in front of the sun , just for some reality. #ios7

Just updating my new Nokia 42, its like the iphone but a shoe phone

Oj oj Titta , look what I can do behi the blommor !!

Rush Hour in Stockholm , its a packed tunnelbana. A man has a big bag and a plant , 38 Swedes will look at this plant , not say a word and think " jahaaa, its better that the plant has a seat and rests."

Can you dig it ? Yes we can. Can you dig it? Yes we can Can you...... Alright Pappa we get it. Fyfaaaaan

Fyfaaaaan , Never approach this strange man in the bushes. #booooshan

Want to be alone ? Looking for that awkward place in a cafe ? I think I have the seat designed for you.

"Tack Pappa, the half head thing was embarrassing , but Im happy that you covered yourself up with a leaf. "

Male stripper waits to surprise someone at Stockholm Central Station.

Fyfaaan the prices are high for drinks in the doctors clinic. And they serve your drink in a cup of sugar cubes.

Woooooaaaaah , what a feeling. Im digging on a ceiling.

Fyfaaan , guess which timetable number I need

I love the Swedes , they even have special toilets for constipated people

He wanted a new passport photo , so he decided on the " look over the left shoulder and act surprised face ". He was never allowed to leave Sverige.

The town where ghosts sneeze

KAOS in Sverige , Fyfaaaaan, run to the hills , the rules are now broken . The uprising is here.

That moment when you put your money in and the candy wont come out. The rage begins and you will do absolutely ANYTHING to get your chocolate bar.

Went to Arlanda to welcome Obama, Dressed as a Dalahäst with a GW vest. Got told to move away by Secret Service. Fyfaan , on the bus home now

What have I learnt today ? Not all Smurfs are happy about life

Learning to drive in the family car , Norrköping Style !!

The roadworker who witnessed the fatal accident, wants to keep his identity secret.