So how did Al Pitcher die ? Well , he was backstage one night and he really got hungry for a carrot

Most Paranoid Bajs ever AND I was wearing my suit and red tie

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Oj , Oj, Oj , My first time doing DIY , I am confident the family are going to be very surprised when they see the new Dusch

" Now listen here young lady , In my day , we closed our windows , we didnt hang out of them, we didnt show others our underwear , we had romance and we did not do twerking, sjooton goober"

Fyfaaaan Sverige, I dont know about you but I cannot wait till NO RULES TISDAG !! Lets go crazy.

Loads of people complaining that I really try too hard to be Swedish. But honestly, I have always dressed like this on Sundays.

Fyfaaaaan , who said romance is dead, A Sverige cinderella is wanted , she must fit in this shoe with white socks on

It was the same thing after every Swedish summer. He had to go back to work but his bike really wanted to stay on vacation.

Kou ack ack ack, kou ack ack ack, kou ack ack ack ack kaa. Kou Fyfaaaaan , se upp, Kermit , Kermit , KERMIT ? ?

To stop thousands of spies from meeting to exchange secrets. The Norrköping council have designed the non sitting spy bench.

Fyfaaaaaan ,The old guy at my bus stop is starting to freak me out, with these notes hes leaving for me, I think hes my secret pimp.

She got confused when she was asked to burn some DVDs. She became known as the Girl who played with Fire.

Smaller cup Påtår is the future. You can have 56 of them a day. Get on this diet LCHF - Liten Cup ,Herregud , Fika

Swedish Sharks love heavy metal

Jaaaahaaa, feel the comfort of your Picasso style bathroom. (white towel free)

Swedes are so competitive, they have finishing tape for the first person to get to the seat.

What a strange career DIDO has had , a duet with Eminem , now chocolate like M & Ms

One of the Cokes really hated Dr Pepper , so when they met all his kompisar got between them to stop a fight

Stockholm returns to work , 8.17 am , rush hour. I dont think anyone is coming back from summer holiday

Fyfaaaaan , first rule of SURPRISE SHOP. Dont have a sign saying SURPRISE SHOP.

Swedes, taking a FIKA to the next level

They needed to name a product that removed smells, it had been 26 hours, the marketing intern stood up in front of 20 senior bosses and shouted " CAN YOU JUST ALL SMELL OFF" , nobody laughed , they just applauded and said genius

Drugs get you higher and higher

Just asked Sean Connery , if he could tell me where he gets his furniture from and he said....

Sverige comes up with a plan to put Playboy on the bottom shelf , so when the man bends over to get it, a woman kicks him hard in the ass . ( Or its for Horny Hobbits.)

Wow , my Mum just sent me the photo of me when I was born. Lilla Tjockis Gubben

Getting dumped in public is , tragic, crushing and rubbish

OMG , Funniest Grilla ever. BRB , AFK

I think people will clear the beach like they do in Jaws, if I swim in these today. ( cant adjust the tightness of the strap)