Parenting TIP #4135 : Never turn off the Gummi Bears Song, halfway through.

I have had it with these muddafuddin snakes on my muddafuddin hood, Where the Grass at ?

He knew that smell , he knew that word , he knew the myth of the " roasted ones" , he knew he was home. Fyfaaan, He didnt know about his nut allergy

Fyyyfaaan Sverige , I am sick of these little annoying rules. You try and tell a Giraffe to stay downstairs.

In some parts of East Norrland , this is the internet.

Its very obvious that I am not an expert in Svenska , but fyfaaaan ------> Ven ? När ? Varför?

Fyfaaan , I didnt expect to see Bart Simpson on the bus to Liljeholmen.

Table for 2 please , booked under the name H POTTER

After 45 minutes of crying and screaming. Do I have any regrets about surprising lilla gubben early this morning with this mask on ? Jo , Yes and Jaha

In the sommar in Bredäng , shit slows down , Yo

The strange thing with living in Sweden. Im not even sure this guy was dressing up

If I ever get asked to sing at allsång på skansen , this is the amount of people that will turn up. ( I sing like a moose pruut )

After the ladies started screaming and holding me down , I explained that I HAD to be in the womens toilets.

Swedish Vegetables , continue to entertain

This is my perfect dream Sommar Stuga , only problem is, its in a Dagis Playground. Might be noisy in the morning and may lead to my arrest

Parenting tip #6437 : If your lilla gubben rushes up to you and says " a man is in Mammas handbag " . Be aware , this could be the result, Dont panic

SKÅL !!!

All kinds of shit to sort out today

Snoppa , Jordgubbar ---- Fyfaaaaan

The local Norrköping drug dealer,couldnt work out how he was caught.

One Direction announce new member

I love the Swedes more and more. They have even designed a toilet paper which is specifically for people , who have had 3 lagers.

Swedish men are so romantic , I think my neighbour has bought this for his wife's birthday gift.

fy FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

IKEA furniture is in such demand , everyday you can see a Swedish tree trying to escape and make a run for it

Fyfaaaaan , this is an old Swedish childrens bike seat. You kids of today , dont know how lucky you are. 72% of kids from this time had a numb rumpa for 10 years.

In Bredäng , this is the sign that says SOMMAR is now officially ON

Every holiday and at every airport to try and forget he was on his own. Leffe would always create a partner to go away on the trip with.

This warning sign should be in Pigeon English.

Fyfaaan , Never fly Stripper Airways , I didnt have a jacket on , so I had to take my trousers off.

Jahaaa, another day , another game of basketball with Frodo.

Computer hackers using laptops to get through ticket barriers on Stockholm tunnelbana.