They say it is a " good Swedish night out ", if you lose your jacket and one boot.

Dont even chew the food , just swallow the stuff

Wonderful Swedish rules : Parking is forbidden , BUT especially here in this outlined box, to be honest it would be perfect for your car. BUT dont let it tempt you.

EXCLUSIVE FAST FOOD : 'Only OPEN from 1 am till 3 am on Fredag and Lordag"

If this is the entrance, how small is the average Mongolian ?

After the bank robbery , the Swedish Police admitted "they thought the big white tent and all the night digging had been suspicious, but didnt want to interrupt them "

Scare the man in your life and put a KORVSPRUTA outside the toilet . ( translation : Sausage syringe)

Archaeologists discover a rare photo of an early 14th century Swedish toilet.

Just relax Gordon

TRASH TALK --- --- Closest Bin : " I miss you " ---- Bin by the wall : " You are rubbish "

When the family of 4 hopped on at 10am and refused to hop off for 11 hours. He saw a mistake iin his new business idea.

Fyyyyfffaaan , I just saw my future hairdressing request . A NOSE HAIR , HAIRCUT with a NOSE HAIR CATCHER MASK.

OMG , I am sitting behind Bruce Springsteen on the train. Wow LOLZ.

Even when he retired from his drug sniffing job. He still had a nose for it.

Please find an alternative route , You have no chance of getting past this high level Swedish security fence

" Mamma, why is that Polar Bear checking its private bits ? "

Lance Armstrong's Bicycle , how did we not suspect. He had a barbecue cooking drugs behind his seat.

How to insult the nation of Finland ? Throw a welcome party at 10 am with No Beer or Whisky

Respect sistas

Piteå and its magical, massive Kaffe Cup. It cures everything.

Is the hotel nice ? "Its ....very......Standard "

When all the kids started screaming , the staff at Dagis told me to not wear the mask again , especially when dropping my son off.

SJ with new excuse for lateness : "We have accidently driven into a glass tunnel , we will be delayed by fem minuter "

Nej Pappa , I know its cheaper , but I really dont want to go on number 5. Fyyfaan

It never reached the bin, its promised resting place , but it lay there and it felt so sad , it was just stuck to a lamp post , it really was a period drama.

Jesus was so paranoid about making miracle mistakes , he got labels put on everything , The Wine , The Fisk , The Bread and The Vatten.

The people of Flen have had enough Justin , Not here Bieber , fyffaann not here !!

Man with no shirt walks into a shirt shop.

I love Lady Gagas new hoodie and boob top . But she needs to keep out of the sun.

It is Swedish law to always have a big guard for the people who climb over the gates and a specially trained hobbit for the people who crawl under the gates.

What a mad night , we all got drunk and then chained Trevor to a park bench.