When the hotel started burning down , I realised I had no sense of smell when it comes to burnt toast

The new computer game " THE COMMUTER" is very realistic

Its not the big foot that freaks me out , its just the positioning of his hand

Who inspires who ?

Seriously Pappa , dont be a dick , get me out of this thing . You give it a try.

After 1 email from a German tourist complaining about " no seats or no rubbish bins anywhere ". The Swedes decided to really take the piss

You know when you meet your mate and you really dressed up to go nightclubbing and he didnt. Fyyfaaaan.

Ive got the feeling , this supermarket has purchased more Laxfile than they needed to.

In most countries it is considered rude to read over someones shoulder. In Sverige , its perfectly ok to read someones back !!

he might be a cool president , but he is shit at doing high fives

My little nephew James mailed me this. He is from New Zealand and is in England right now. I dont think this has confused him enough

Im sure this guy is saying " Alright , Who the hell, put that bit of orange crap on my wrist? "

Jahaaaaaaaa , so thats why the Kaffe tasted different !!

Swedish border patrol: Dont even try and crawl under sideways.

We have all done it . You go to get rid of your teargas and you forget you have your massive Knives . Luckily Swedish police remind you not to be a bit mental. Tack to them

Are you worried your friends wont get a seat on the train ? Worry no more. Greatest thing is all those people standing , are not complaining. Germans use beach towels. This is Reserved Sverige Style

Ever wondered how Fish fingers are made ?

Very difficult to transport Marijuana across town , if you buy it in one massive joint .

Frank , trying to convince me that one of "The Fishes" had kissed him, through the glass.

its KAOS at this airport

Heres the photo proof that I met one of the ´Bangles` last night

Every 10 minutes , this dog believes it can fly

Even if you get really lonely , never play hide and seek with a christmas tree , it doesnt work

A tour poster : On tour , with Påtår , Me and Mini me. Inte Misse yo www.alpitcherpatartour.se

The non recycling bottles met up outside to protest at the terrible conditions and treatment of bottles inside the bin. WE WONT BE BROKEN , they shouted

Your one Job was to put the P on the Pepper Shakers and you got it wrong , you silly pugger

Its the first sign your Diet is not very good , when you start to eat the actual sign that says Pizza and Kebab

Tree chilling before its death

Three times I asked her to jump in the trolley

First rule of drug smuggling , dont check a book in , always carry as hand luggage . Also , dont fly direct from Columbia and dont walk funny

She knew she would find them , they knew she was close. they both had maps , all three didnt realise how close they were

A Squirrel was murdered during the night , his body was found attached to a branch , CSI have put up a tent to keep evidence clean

2013 is like soooooo draining , 2012 is like sooooooo yesterday