I dont think Christmas has gone too commercial. When I was growing up MY CAT always asked about her own Advent Calender . She also gave birth at Christmas despite meowing she was a virgin.

And so the winter begins...

That moment in a cafe , when you see a wild child causing chaos ,you look around for his parents , hes got no shoes or socks on , hes climbing stuff and THEN you realise its your son.

DUCKSTER : A likeable Miami forensics Duck moonlights as a serial killer of ducks who he believes have escaped justice. (Episode 11 : The Push of Death)

Ones day can be ruined by an unhelpful hinder

Each Sunday afternoon , he would sneak up to the wall and get his next instructions from the whispering Elk .

Dare you to order a latte

In Bredäng , we have learnt lessons from the past. The local Kommun put the Christmas tree lights way up high, so they cant be stolen.

My Svenska tells me this sign says , Dont use the lift if you are the only one in the building ?? Fyyfaaan, how do you know if anyone else is in the building ? Do you shout out Tjeeeenare first? Whats the punishment ? 4 weeks on the stairs ?.

Sometimes you feel the pressure

" No worries mate , but i think i left my phone charger at your place , its a different looking one , its got a white plug with a black wire, can you grab it for me "

Not one damm parking space in this little town

Never put KICKS on your shop window , you are just asking for this to happen.

STOPP - RABBIT TIME

Swedish Product Placement : One for Mamma , Some for the kids . Making bedtime stories sexy

Once a week , for 46 years , he asked to carry her handbag , she didnt mind

The best window cleaners get paid by the hour , thats why this guy keeps his bucket 5 metres away.

Confidence is the key when using this toilet , the male has to attach himself to the hose and pray

So i find a table at 11.45 am , then at 11.50 am , this was put on the table . Valkomen to Sverige

Stockholm, your time is NOW !!!

The crazy thing is , when the guy on the hotel reception said "a mini bar is available in you room" i believed him

He knew he had pasta sauce on his finger , it seemed the right time to taste it

Harry Potter FIKA

What happened when Justin Bieber asked to join the Smashing Pumpkins.

The divorce gave them both a balcony and a front door . They would meet every Tuesday in the middle to sort the bills out .

In my hotel in Halmstad , they have put a sign up showing the dumb people where the ON button for the TV is . Problem is , I cant find the OFF button now

In Vasteras , the only thing they tell you about this sign is " You cant touch this "

He witnessed his whole family getting massacred during Halloween. Now the bravest pumpkin of them all planned his escape , he decided he would swim to safety.

Nobody knew what to do when she got her leg stuck

SHO, little birdy, SHO