Its illegal to have more than 5 a day in Scotland

One of the worlds most successful G Spot finders. You sit on the suitcase , A little man sits inside the suitcase with a chop stick and he finds it for you.

Hardest job in the world : Having to hold the McDonald's sign outside McDonald's and still answer the same question every hour " Do you know where McDonald's is ? "

Confusion in Edinburgh , no right turn , no left , no right . Then a no entry sign followed by a green light to tempt you. That car was apparently there for 3 weeks with a driver inside screaming.

Wow , Hanson are looking rough these days . MMMmop

When the waiter said they had "a table for one outside the restaurant " , I jumped at the chance of the ultimate outdoor dining experience .

The Sun appears in Scotland for the first time in 2 years . Mother collapses , father decides to do nude side on photo pose

Pull twice to enter

Many of the friends saw the newly born child, then after a 2 minute pause and a little vomit, said..... " wow , he has all your noses "

The world has gone nuts !!

Even when tortured with a metal fork, he refused to tell them where the other potatoes were hiding

New Zealand Lapdancing Club

She only saw Beyonce , she never drew the person sitting down .

A very honest cafe in Edinburgh . My favourite FIKA location

No smoking sign aimed at Hobbits and 2 year old children

WORLD EXCLUSIVE : Loch Ness Monster spotted in Edinburgh

She was concentrating so much on the Red hoodie , she didnt even notice the Supersonic Low Altitude Missile flying towards her head.

What's the time, Mr Wolf?, What's the time, Mr Wolf?

Each year went by and each year he refused to bring down the height of the door bell

Scottish Olympic Security = SOS

If you whistle loud , a Scottish seagull will moonwalk across the roof of a car

After a 72% increase of random pigeons shitting on humans, every Scottish pigeon now has to be registered.

7 hours had passed since his Mum had asked him to " keep the window open "

After having a long distance relationship with a mobile, He faced the pay phone death squad . On the count of 3 , they would all ring him, Soon he would be out of order .

Most car drivers became so confused, no left , no right , so they would casually try and drive through the shops straight ahead

After the popularity of the Olympic cycling events , more and more bike thieves became over confident with the hot goods

They are that tough in Edinburgh , they queue for a tattoo

No matter how weird the cocktail looks , if you are drunk, you will give it a go

It took 6 days to get 37 satellite dishes installed , with over 10,000 channels ,but now they couldnt find the remote control.

It was a tragic way for the teddy bear to die , most expected the parachute to open long before he hit the ground

Best way to catch a monkey , place the cage near the top of the tree , put 2 bananas in and just wait 8 hours.

The Scottish always leave clear instructions, on how to withdraw money.