Man struggles with single life, as he takes his new imaginary girlfriend for another "romantic" bike ride together

Tough times for Sideshow Bob , he now has to dig roads

Man with no head decides to beat recession by withdrawing cash.

This is THE truck for the Swedish Army. It can carry 197 soldiers and is started with an allan key.

New 2 in 1 Swedish execution system, its a guillotine and a noose with electricity. You stay dead

Hooks who hold signs, complain of tough working conditions , So Government bring in human support

Man carries chair all the way across Stockholm on public transport. BUT he refuses to sit on it. Why does he not sit down , its hot . Answer is.. its not Swedish to do so

Travel tip : If you ever visit Klippan in Sweden, bring your own information

He was employed 7 days a week to keep this wall free from graffiti and posters. In 3 years he had bitten 2 people and shot one cat.

Armed with 36 toliet rolls, she found her lucky tree, now it would begin

Sick of people sneaking around the side and not using the barriers properly? A Swedish referee has the answer, with top level, homemade, red card, yellow card security fence and and decapitating wire

Oh I give up, I always tell you "remember which part of the car park we parked the car" and you never listen.

Ancient Swedish Ritual : Enter a bath which has electrical goods in , stay until rain water fills it up, then jump into sand pit. Its called cleansing

The hobbits escaped from the Shire Minimum security prison, using just a blanket and one pillow case

Whenever he played Hide and Seek , Johan always left a clue to where he was actually hiding.

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WARNING : SNAKES IN THE LAKE

Man screams for a doctor as he has the biggest poo ever seen

It took both mental and physical strength, to use Gustavs new "outside toilet " ,

RIP: Police outline the exact spot where they found the body of the orienteerer

Female hobbit checks her emails from the Shire

Swedes hate putting out fires , they just block it all out

Be honest , Do you think we will get our deposit back ? All rental cars are returned with a few scratches, so we should be fine.

One of these bins refused to recycle , it was the ultimate crime. But the eye witness struggled with the identity parade, but 44 was known as one bad gangsta

Here she goes again , Stick a travelcard in your eye like a pirate and then get botox on half your lips .

Always a dangerous decision, do you go for a 2 or 3 pointer ?

" Stop your moaning , you are a man , you wee like this , up against a a wall , it feels natural and powerful , now please , just a little privacy "

Two rules when transporting a WILD APE across town . Plastic wrapping wont keep them captured for longer than 30 minutes and please make sure the drugs are strong enough to knock them out until you get to your house.

With each journey they would buy only 1 ticket for the train. The wife just hid in the bag for about 6 hours. She was caught out just once in 11 years, she sneezed just outside Linkoping.

Woman loses shoelace when vicious rat attacks her

Man fails in world record attempt at urinating into two bottles from one metre.