Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

Nobody turned up early and nobody turned up late. In fact it was lucky anyone turned up at all.

Every single minute of the day , he held the sign, but every single minute of the day he just wanted to jump on the two lions

It was soon obvious which plant wasnt going to make the basketball team

The rest of the family Trees looked on helpless as Father Tree just exploded

Evidence that Hobbits get mail as well

Man prays to the Bishop to be allowed in for a drink

The mini maps were so mini , some people said they had never actually seen them.

The marriage was taking its toll on Shrek, he would often stare out the window and watch the real world go by

Just by this mans right arm , a sign says " In FOREX Bank WE DO NOT ALLOW THE WEARING OF MOTORCYCLE HELMETS" , Its difficult to see when you are actually wearing a MOTORCYCLE HELMET.

The SIZE ZERO debate has gone too far now !!!

They had expected the restaurant review to be printed in the newspaper first.

On the ground level , an sms was sent , on the roof the jumper got ready , it had been 17 years in the making , All they needed now was there old piano teacher to walk through the door and he would jump on him and scream 'Thank you for the music"

After years of trying for a little bench of their own , they were both so happy they had adopted

I told all the children to look away , even I had never seen a car take a poo before

Dont bullshit , Do these earrings suit me or not ?

One of the Squirrels had taken magic mushrooms at the house warming party , but when everybody woke up the next day in the tree and saw what a mess he had made of the flat , they decided he must leave., WITHOUT his deposit

Magical things happen when you place a snack bag on a statues head. Look at the mystery ghost in the window ( I did not put the bag on the head , but I might be the ghost )

You treat your Swedish family to some fun FIKA in New York. But they dont eat much at all

The Swedish Army use there tanks wisely , in any war, the first thing they attack is strange looking bins

Having problems communicating with your fish? With new smart phones you can chat away . Each fish has there very own number , go ahead and call them you know you want to

It was the most unlucky positioning of modern art . Many thought it was a tribute to kebabs , it wasnt

None of the Hobbits could put out the fire

When he got back from Amsterdam , all he could remember was the red light district and seeing thousands of bicycles . He decided to combine the two , he created the worlds first peep show for bicycles.

In ancient times in your local lingere shop, when a woman needed a new bra , a strange and very intense man appeared and measured you , he was the god of support.

Although he was now part of the Witness Relocation Programme and back in normal society , It wasnt difficult to spot which one was Gollum.

Most journeys on Swedish trains are so delayed and take so much of your energy, they have now made the ticket barriers like the end of a marathon race. When you arrive you run through crying with your arms up.

The junior schools new policy on latecomers was tougher than expected

When putting the signs up for the missing cat , nobody ever bothers to actually search the tree that the sign is put on. If they had just looked up, they would have seen Tiddles sitting on a branch, having a cigarette and a coffee and laughing to himself.

it was the perfect sign. Learn to drive at Hasses Traffic School and you could learn to drive your car into a river

"Help , Help me , hes lost his mind , hes going to drive straight into that big mountain of snow in front of us , we are doomed , Oi, dont take a photo you idiot , call the bloody police and the animal ambulance "

Wooooooof..... Life is bigger, It's bigger than you And you are not me

She refused to walk closer , she argued that the pilot could drive nearer to where she was , " loads of room " she said. The other passengers began moonwalking onto the plane.