Has society really reached this point ? Do we need signs telling us not to throw ghosts down the toilets . Ghosts are for life and the after life

Some plug sockets say too much about the bad treatment of batteries , they are the ones that get shut up

"I will check if this is the correct shop , just one moment "

Do you regret that tattoo ? The one you got on holiday when you were drunk in Tenerife , In 3 quick minutes , we can make you smile again. ( when asking for a penis tattoo , make sure the artist has seen one before )

Child : Daddy , theres a man outside with his head stuck in a canoe : Dad : Whatever

For a car in cold weather, this is the same as getting erect nipples

Every morning he would wake up freezing , yet again she had taken all the blanket

He tried to get underneath the roof with the other bikes , but he didnt make it.

The proof that adults are the monsters, not the kids

Never go out with a fisherman , they carry too much baggage

His job description said " when plane lands bring it to a complete standstill" . He did one landing. Rest In Pieces

Despite the weather , Magnus decided he would still go ahead with his romantic dinner and wedding proposal outside.

Gargamel was very upset when he saw what could have been. If he had just got rid of his stupid smurf addiction

This message is brought to you by the management , not the FISH , they are not as thankful

John pretended to impale himself on the pole , his mate Ron, on the right, hates himself and John

Ming Arts the school for Mingers and those from the Ming dynasty

Are you looking for that special place for your romantic dinner ?

A modern Marilyn , on her Iphone whilst she charges it in the wall

The Kiwi bird cant fly so one of the major problems is when they jump in a car , really stoned and try and drive , SHOCKING

They caught the rare heavy fish, which the French call "Le Ipod"

Weirdly the same message for the whistles was used on the dildos. " Men please dont blow on the dildos and pretend they are whistles, its not clever "

If you cant do it face to face , use CANDLEPHONE , all you got to do is light the candles , call the number and propose . It cant fail

New Zealand with its scenic views and unbeatable beauty of a man sweeping up duck shit and rubbish in front of you

All you got to do is CONSUME !!!

Woman tries out the smallest bungee jump ever , locals stare at her bravery

The type of cafe where you get to pimp out your sausage rolls!!!! YO

Slide Salad

No, you say goodbye , No you say goodbye , No you say goodbye , you say goodbye , oh no you say goodbye , No you say goodbye

FACT : Sleeping inside the shop window in your sleeping bag is warmer , but not many get that chance

Times are tough for those learners

he was shut for awhile , he was open for longer than awhile , he was vague