What an awesome year , hope you all have a fantastic day / night / new year . I have just lined up for 65 minutes to meet this rat at Disneyland , smaller than i thought he would be , woman in background not impressed with my Tigga hat , Or my bum. Happy 2013 , see you for Påtår xxxxx VIVA le 2013

You come all the way from America , its your dream wedding in Paris , this is the photo , by the tower , this is the shot......oh wait, 2 Japanese girls take over the photo , one of them even walks all over the dress . Bloody brilliant

I have tried to speak French whilst I am in Paris. But now they are just taking the piz, Im still wetting

You know when you just want to wash your hands after a pee AND by accident you become a bomb disposal expert and end up saving hundreds of lives.

To be honest , I dont think this knob helped anyone this Christmas

Before we cleared up all the mess after Christmas , my CSI uncle did this model , at least we knew what to expect

Sometimes , it just aint cool enough .

Trying to combine both a Swedish and New Zealand Christmas. So far so BRA!! God Jul and Happy Festives

You make one snowman , Then you wake up in the morning and this happens . Global Warming gone mad !!

Christmas Casualty: Woman gets carried away , she shopped till she dropped.

Kom igen nu Tomten , fyyfaan , use the Hiss, Broochan

Other shops in other countries say NO to most things . Not here in Sverige , its just one rule "NO SAUSAGE" Especially a Varm one , keep your Korv outside.

This CAN happen in Swedish ladies toilets , women sit here to discuss how rubbish men are. This CAN'T happen in any gents toilet , we cant gossip and poo AT the SAME time !!

A Miracle, as Man lost for 2 weeks digs his way out of snow.

Many people lined up around the corner ,just to get a look at BABYCHANG - the amazing Chinese child genius.

The suggestion of Role Play in the bedroom , became very dangerous, when she suggested her fantasy was to be with a window cleaner.

Get a Room !!

Im no marketing genius , but how about... Never Open from 1.01am-8.59am EVER !!

Judging by this trains eyes , Its got a bloody freezing face

New IKEA IDEA They have installed a relationship counselling tent outside main entrance. All arguments must be settled, broken down and love is rebuilt inside the tent.

No Pressure

Man storms into Burger King demanding another free red balloon. Apparently he lost the last one he was given.

The most perverted snow ever. I was just taking a shower and it leaned over the window to take a look. It was dissappointed.

You know when you dont really want to go on a long train journey AND then you see the drivers face

You have to love the Goteborg sense of humour . Someone has risked life and death to walk on the frozen river running through the city, just to put a roadwork sign and 2 chairs on the ice . it means nothing but it is still.... Awesome

Top level Swedish security , nobody can get through the gates without a ticket ....unless...they just walk to the right , no gate at all.

My train home is now delayed for longer , until the passenger who wrote this comes forward and owns up . Alida , the train driver is just staring at us

To be honest , this is the only area, this person can actually fit in and walk. So I dont blame them. But now they will be shot in the private parts

Checking his facebook account , became more and more addictive , each day

Many Swedes buy a little Summer house , I decided to purchase a little winter house, needs a bit of work .

The racism testing box of chocolates

I dont think Christmas has gone too commercial. When I was growing up MY CAT always asked about her own Advent Calender . She also gave birth at Christmas despite meowing she was a virgin.

And so the winter begins...

That moment in a cafe , when you see a wild child causing chaos ,you look around for his parents , hes got no shoes or socks on , hes climbing stuff and THEN you realise its your son.

DUCKSTER : A likeable Miami forensics Duck moonlights as a serial killer of ducks who he believes have escaped justice. (Episode 11 : The Push of Death)

Ones day can be ruined by an unhelpful hinder

Each Sunday afternoon , he would sneak up to the wall and get his next instructions from the whispering Elk .

Dare you to order a latte

In Bredäng , we have learnt lessons from the past. The local Kommun put the Christmas tree lights way up high, so they cant be stolen.

My Svenska tells me this sign says , Dont use the lift if you are the only one in the building ?? Fyyfaaan, how do you know if anyone else is in the building ? Do you shout out Tjeeeenare first? Whats the punishment ? 4 weeks on the stairs ?.

Sometimes you feel the pressure

" No worries mate , but i think i left my phone charger at your place , its a different looking one , its got a white plug with a black wire, can you grab it for me "

Not one damm parking space in this little town

Never put KICKS on your shop window , you are just asking for this to happen.

STOPP - RABBIT TIME

Swedish Product Placement : One for Mamma , Some for the kids . Making bedtime stories sexy

Once a week , for 46 years , he asked to carry her handbag , she didnt mind

The best window cleaners get paid by the hour , thats why this guy keeps his bucket 5 metres away.

Confidence is the key when using this toilet , the male has to attach himself to the hose and pray

So i find a table at 11.45 am , then at 11.50 am , this was put on the table . Valkomen to Sverige