Bollocks , I can get the car through that gap

" Get out of the car now and vaccinate or I get out of the car and our relationship is vaccinated "

The perfect dieting vending machine. Selecta......No Calorie collector

Man gets too excited in Amsterdam and misunderstands the meaning of give me head '

The man on the right said the wrong thing about dogs , the man on the left lying down getting treatment is the same man from the right

It was the 3rd time John had let off wind that day

Some bins just dont want to stand up and do the work

Not everyday you see a gangsta rapping dog , with his big jacket jeans and boots , the real snoop dogg

These new phones actually make you mobile

The New Superman

The owners have another cafe called ..CHICKEN MEETS PETROL... its another obvious combination

It was easier for the Giant to kneel before getting into the truck

Swedish Royal Guards learn the new official salute from tourist

In Sweden , if you have no face , dont go on the phone to talk about your strange big right hand. You will have no face and no briefcase

Slowly the smokers returned and the non smoking areas became very exclusive

Alcoholic Pigeon struggles with the 12 steps

Man walks away embarrassed after walking straight into poster of soon to be built escalators....again

If 2 Elephants die within 24 hours of each other its a Swedish tradition to bury them next to each other with trunks facing east

Toilet Humour : Disco Loo Poo .....Dont stop till you done enough,

The Recycling Cycling Cyclist Recycles Again

Always socially difficult to tell a rabbit they have some stuff between their teeth. They often ignore you

Since turning vegetarian , Bruce the Barbeque hated touching any meat , so every warm potential bbq cooking day he would run and hide in the forest

Today is the day my son Frank goes from Zero to 1 ( in age ). I once caught him trying to leave the house at 3 am with suitcase packed

It was traditional when you turned 30 in dog years, to get tied up to a pole by the rest of the dogs and made fun of

Please show your best Sarcasm , a lack of patience and wonderful humour in one sign

I asked the supermarket if I could get the coin deposit on the shopping trolley back but they said NO .

By just looking at the sign , the locals could hypnotize the little rat inside the cage , but one day that rat went mental

Despite his patience getting tested , he always observed the "Wait here to be seated " sign, but he was often never even spoken to

Job description : Postman , Very little travel , Hours 7-7.05 am , Monday- Saturday

Can we meet at sometime between 3 oclock ? Yeah ok , around 3 oclock. Dont be late.

Dogs that could wee a poo were banned . It was the law