30 years later and has everyone laughed at his order of a plate of SANILS in the French restaurant. Frank realised it was all because of his Fathers cheap discounted bargains when he bought him toys as a child.

Martins obsession that he was BATMAN eventually came to an embarrassing end , when he was told to get back to work

Jim the dog was so upset to lose his friend Bob the black dog , so when his owner tried to trick him into believing that the golf clubs were actually Bob the black dog, Jim the dog stared with absolute disgust

I apologise for my self indulgent behaviour today. I have won an award for Best Male Comic in 2011 at the Swedish Comedy Gala Awards 2011. I hope you can feel my total happiness and of course see my inability to hang something on the wall

Taken in the 1920s this is the first photo of a WATER YETI taking a wee behind a container

When the divorce came through the court said They must share everything 50%. Gloves , Pillows even Remote Controls . When this was announced Jim the Dog ran away and was never seen again.

Dont you hate when those pesky thieves just steal half your bike ? its like a bank robbery when they only take coins or a mugging for one glove. Circus acts are the number one suspect Police say

UK GOVERNMENT CUTS : Students surprised when University of Essex announces budget saving degrees and University becomes just a train carriage

Trip Advisor.com : 1 comment : When I saw the hotel room was a container , my wife and I were dissappointed but inside it was actually a great hotel room. Great location on the street in Stockholm , bit noisy , but overall a fantastic stay in a container : A and T Jones , Texas

Just like the story of Romeo and Juliet it was a battle of two houses. If you wanted to get to Model house and be Top Model you were never allowed to go to Kebab House . "A greater power than we can contradict Hath thwarted our intents"- Kebab house owner

It was becoming more and more obvious that AL PITCHER could only learn Swedish/Svenska by the year 2075. ( translation Smith St )

With the midget inside the suitcase , both of them agreed it would be less bumpy if she didnt use the wheels across town

Original site of the the first ever knock knock joke

"Lower , Get Lower" her friends screamed. At last they had the most natural looking photograph of a tourist kneeling in Stockholm. It was also a victory for hobbits caught on camera.

What a rubbish bin

UK government introduce Anti -Looting device , made to look like a skinny looter outside a shop , other looters run past this fake looter thinking this shop has already been looted . Its very Clever

After a summer of misunderstanding, Sven realised he had read the SMS wrong and he didnt have to be "the little green man" inside the traffic light

A rare sighting of an Inner City Elephant eating on some plants , if you see an Elephant in your house do not approach it , just run like shit

True Stories Episode 189 : BOB STEVENS never once lost his van in the car park

New Planet of the Apes film features the apes on wheels

Norrkoping , Sweden: Police stop a repeat of the UK riots by placing 42 Trailers around the city. They place a pair of sports shoes inside and capture the looters. Operation Trailer Trash has no arrests so far

WORLD EXCLUSIVE : first photo of the building of an underground prison called YO . It only jails Gangsta Rappers , if they do the rhyme they do the time -YO

Pat the Pidgeon was so convinced he was an "Eskimo Bird" he even built his own igloo.

After 1 hour The Fire Crew got annoyed and very tired of Mårten and his " I will get to my car without touching the ground " promise

It was the greatest sign ever , it included a big number 1 , a womans leg on the number 1 and a scuba diver with milk in his helmet

He knew by doing "the crab " , he would one day get the same shaped butt as his biggest rival , "the man to the left"

He was the happiest builder in the world especially when the lunchtime skipping competition got underway , I will hold the jumping rope he screamed

You need the EE or "come meet me at the most unhygienic cafe ever , its Waynes Coff "

It was the greatest parking swindle ever , The cone which meant NO PARKING HERE was simply hidden as a motorbike rider

Well , Im not allowed to go in that shop again

Sometimes giving your seat up for the cartoon elderly people can be so rewarding

Every Tuesday around lunchtime Sally would think she was riding a horse. Her boss always talked to her slowly and convinced her to jump off " the green pony"