Oh Shit and Balls said WALL E when it began raining , he knew he was getting no sex if he had to stay under the umbrella

People would always ask for photos and it was then that Billy thought his Dad was a little bit different.

It was the scandal that crumbled the cookie world ,The Gingerbread Man dressed up like a sex beast , he never spoke to Digestive Lady and Chocolate Finger Man......ever again

Apple I-Spoons

Best diet ever , just take the measuring scales out and you are what you eat

Caffeine Criminals get ready

Go to Southend Adventure Island and see men giving birth to fully formed 10 year old children

Even those that had money on the dog couldnt believe there eyes when they saw this dramatic finish to the race

The freakiest thing for me was Im sure I saw the doll trying to escape

No , seriously Marten its a great idea to get your teeth whitened in a big shopping mall , I mean who will notice , cmon dont worry about all the cameras and all those people pointing , they are just loving your shiny happy teeth .

In a move to stop shoplifting , the Surprise Boutique decided to have an armed mad man outside the shops front door as surprise security, also the trained killer in the womans sunglasses was always lurking for any surpises

You can dress Fast Food up to be all nasty , but I take one look at this chip smoking , deep fried, mutant superhero with no laces, a weird eye and one hand...and I forget the negatives I want me some FRIES

One must awfully admit the British politely do " Get walking the transport system is knackered "

Despite the promise of "The Ride of your LIFE" , the queues were mainly disappointingly small and only men. The man with the backpack walked off angry yet again

Aaaaah the beauty of nature , look at the mamma bulldozer feeding the baby bulldozer from the trailer of food. so beautiful

One of the great criminal minds has confused Swedish police for 2 months , they steal the wrappers and leave the ice cream. This is like robbing the egg but leaving the chicken , genius!! (police say dont approach this 7 year old )

Ok guys , I think its a trick , im stuck and the farmer is smiling in a strange way , Guys the grass isnt greener on the otherside

When he had arguments with his special bicycle, he got so angry , he found it very hard to even look at it

After 23 hours without a winner in Swedens annual "musical chairs competition ", Jenny checked the rules once more.

The day trip outside for the prisoners felt very much like a day inside for most of them

Despite all the rumours around the village , it was still a shock to the smurf community when they found Party Smurf lying dead in front of his house

Since the death of Osama , the new Al Qaeda health and safety rules began to get the terrorists really angry

The other cars soon grew tired of Viktor the Volvo and his "I am a ghost not a car " routine

Saw this at T-Centralen in Stockholm , its not lots of luggage is it ? Its a suitcase each ( with wheels) and 3 or 4 backpacks. Im very disappointed in this families work ethic on holiday

The former Olympic downhill skiing champion would often set himself challenges in his new job

If you say it in the voice of Samuel L Jackson " That is some Tasty graffiti "

When he saw him drowning Morten panicked and threw a ladder to him by mistake , he was never seen in Sweden again but he floated for 6 months and reappeared in Malta where he began his painting and decorating company using the ladder each day at work

What is modern art ? and to be honest Which one is it ?

New move by Stockholm Tunnelbana to confuse tourists, they put up posters telling visitors to stick the travelcard in there right eye to get through gates

The Man who never believes the signs on the tunnelbana , so he carries a ladder so he can just double check

No Parking in Stockholm - Easy , just take the signs down