The Singapore duck tour is so genuine ,you climb a ladder, then jump off the roof and try and fly like a duck . These 3 are now in hospital

But you can bring smelly food and vomit in the back

It was known as the "pressure " toilet , one look to your left and you always felt you had to do something

Natures very own game of swingball

My first decision as Mayor of Stockholm, make all rubbish bins accessible to tourist hobbits.

It was to be a BIG surprise, wrap the new hamster in a snowball and then get it to climb out in the morning . It never did

The Blue container CULT , a danger to society and Gargamel

WARNING : Non Smoking sharks seen in this area

The one mistake he made was to not see that it was a blood pressure reading machine. As he pulled his trousers down to check his erectile dysfunction, he then realised and ironically his blood pressure increased.

The Adam and Eve winter tour of Sverige , catch the show " Frozen Betrayal" now

TILF : (Trees I Love to Feel ) Younger trees loving older trees , I wood

They smelt each others wind but never once laid eyes on each other

Jackson in Stockholm , interesting that the inslapp/admission was 15.00 , seems early , just after school finishes

Many didnt suspect that the beard wasnt real , but the smell of recently shaved squirrels soon gave it away

Because it didnt fit in the box and because he hadnt spent too much on the christmas present , He just left it , hoping it would be delivered

The super hero Christmas Party was going great , until on the way home , THE HULK ....got angry..........yet again

Nobody ever told the mother the truth , most looked away when she was breast feeding

When you get home with your xmas tree , freak your neighbours out by saying its your latest shipment from Jamaica and then play Cypress Hill all night

It was a sign they wanted a break in tradition .

His pick up line never failed " do you want to see my sausage on the steps? "

Swedish Dogs now groomed to look like rubbish bins by local council . If you Dont put your rubbish in the bin , they bite your arse

Ever needed to rent a van , but you are in such a rush , you forgot to go to the toilet ----= the answer is here

Sick of just using your Christmas Tree Condom Protection machine in December ? Why not donate it to your local maternity ward for new borns who really come flying out

When the decision makers of Stockholm , saw hobbits , little people and 2 year old children, unable to press the cross the road button at traffic lights , they did something to help.

The Stockholm Police Christmas party was a great night this year. 0 arrests

Swedish Posten now give you 3 options when sending post , Local , International and the last one on the left - LOST

That moment when you write a long email and just before you press SEND , the email disappears.

One law passed by the Swedish Government , if you find a dropped dummy/nappan , you have 7 minutes to place it somewhere hilarious

The planet of the apes cast always had legendary christmas parties

After splitting up with the street busker , the coffee cup went out on his own to raise some cash

It was a puzzle , the visitor had very, very little time to solve ( toilet humour brought to you by Macgyver )

This is an official set of Swedish Willy Warmer Drawers , in the summer you start from the bottom draw , by the middle of winter you are getting the willy warmer from the top draw.

Yellow plastic bags find it difficult when playing Hide and Seek

If you are looking for more proof , Nazis are a pack of dicks !!!

It was the most ambitious robbery ever , even the police couldnt believe Micheal "the snake" Jonsson thought he could fit underneath the door

Even in the Llama world many experts say a male cant do two things at once , but if you look carefully , just like the human male species , the Llama can eat and pass bottom wind at the same time as well

As the cigarette was offered, the Goose began shitting itself : Say No to Smoking Birds

Al Pitcher Parenting TIP #106 : If your toddler wants to climb the dangerous steps , just place a battery operated Sesame Street character that FREAKS HIM out on step number 3

The other two mocked Little Gas by singing "I see you Baby , shakin your Gas , shakin your Gas "

This is a photo that the Lithuania Tourist Board chose to attract visitors, If you like alternative toilets, you need to GO !!

Some nights out are only judged by how long your cheeseburger conga line is !! ( this is a quiet night )

After they got the homemade James Bond ejecter seat working , the search began for Jurgen but he was never seen again

When the Fire Brigade got the phone call " I am a Pole and I will burn this shopping mall down " , the confusion began

Auntie Lisa was known for her strange empty face, but it was her famous light saber show from her private bits that shocked the other passengers

In Christmas cost cutting measure , man has to hold Xmas lights on the wall until January 11th

This is the most dangerous wall in the world : it is 20 cm high , be warned

Suicidal Bike : Goodbye cruel ride

Because of the small space for the sign , every day at least one person would come in asking to rest there chin

A House Boat or a Boat House ?

By deciding to not trust anyone with the precious camera , they used the Self Timer option , But by placing it so far away it was easily stolen