Hej Europe , I am in NZ and I am in your future, I am 2014 ,This is the fashion , GIRAFFE HEADWEAR . Happy new year to you all , 2013 is soooooo last year.

Mickey is drunk again

Camper Van tries to escape , but then realises he cant drive

You know when you sit down and see NO Toilet paper. This isnt my biggest worry right now.

Never call your tractor bad names. It will find you and hunt you down.

Neeeeej , If you get given a seagull for Christmas , dont do what I did and let them have one last family goodbye. Now hes hiding , fyfaaaaaaan.

Fyfaaaaan , happiest Robin Hood ever.

Happy Christmas and God Jul to you all

Always important to set the rules when writing your phone number on a random wall. Dont need weirdos calling you up.

I love it when you take a shopping trolley for a walk and it lies on its back and wants its tummy tickled.

Fyfaaaaaaan , I am sick of all these rules. Let me do it ,how I want to do it.

Fyfaaaan , all I do is FIKA every 3 hours and now my strength scares me. ( kids do not try this )

" Darling ,theres been an accident , all I can see is MUD"

Swedish child found guilty in New Zealand of starting entire water system for plants, just so he could take a "different kind of dusch ". Fyfaaan lilla gubban.

Its only 7am in New Zealand and I have already seen a killer croc.

The worst hangover is when you hallucinate and see little animals on your backpacks. Fyfaaaan the donnie darko.

Nääämen to the lady with a loaf of bread for a head.

My maffia name. You dont tell me the truth , I break your lies and dye your hair.

No Security guards , No big fence This is enough for any Swede to just STOP !!!

One Lilla Gubban just lost his mind.