Shits gone crazy in Bredäng, its May and nobody has taken the Christmas decorations down #prayforbredäng

Fyfaaaan, Clifford the Big Red Dog , you have changed

See you again Finland , dont forget to talk to each other. Dont be shy, introduce yourself to the doorman , wink wink

Fyfaaan , Finland , dont drink EVERYTHING !!

I think we need a First Aid Kit , one of them has been hit in the face by a fan. #fyfaaaaaan #staygoldyo

This is a Tough Gig ,downtown Helsinki on a Friday at 2am. Pappa , where do you go out at night ? #keepthewolffromthedoor

Why wont hobbits use the coathangers provided.

Google Chocolate translation Svenska to Engelska in 400 calories #prayformybelly

" Kom igen nu Kurt , i need a bajs , you have been in there for 20 minutes "

I dont understand what this guy is saying , but I do know he is the same height as the Turning Torso. #esc2014

You know that feeling , you have argued all morning about who does the ironing. Then you take that argument out with you

Pappa , will you ever learn , this is my "chill out time"

Nääämen , its the Pope.

NÄÄÄMEN , Mmmmmm , oh, FYFAAAAAAN

Oj oj oj , hobbit eviction, the authorities have nailed the door shut. I cant wait to see Bilbos face when he gets home from work, PAY your Bill bro #puttheringonblocket #prayfortheshire

Fyfaaaaan , Why does the Giant always catch the same Tunnelbana as me.

I will never regret jumping and shouting " go go Green horseys, go win the race "

This plane is either flying us back to the 1950s or if I see a skirt wearing , gun holding terrorist , I must press this button

Fyfaaaan , everyday he made sure we knew, he was the Swedish Candy Crush highest score champion. #praytheyhavetotaketheboxonthebottomfirst

MAY DAY , MAY DAY. We have teeth.