Laziest dog walker or blind golfer ?

It surprised my foot and made me scream like a child , if you are offered the option of standing on Lego or Duplo , go Lego. The pain remains and my satanic scream will never leave the neighborhood

I must admit I was worried when I was getting on the ferry and I saw the Nazi Penguins.

" So , Leffe , what symbol/mascot/animal shall we use for our dynamic new bus service? " " How about the turtle , the slowest animal ever " " BRA jobbat, BRA Val "

Lisa found it embarrassing going for a walk with her Dad , because he would always wear trousers from the 1970s

@TheAlPitcher: All the effort doing the local shop window and they spelt it wrong. MEODIFESTIVALEN ?

Kids are you sick of your mum getting you out of the swimming pool too early? Why not use your special super hero xray vision to stop her from seeing again

After his time in prison , he never stopped hating closed doors.

Mate , stop holding yours and take a look at mine.

It all got too much for him , the hot blue furry suit , the kids shouting at him. So, every day in secret with his head down, with nobody noticing him, he went and got a bottle of wine.

This was the original album cover for Abbey Road by the Beatles.

In Sweden , you even get charged for sunshine. I paid a lady 10 krona just to stand here for 5 minutes. ( everything is fem minuter)

"At what moment, Did you feel you lost the ability to communicate with your 2 year old son ? When did he stop listening ? "

How can you lose this ?

Man in wheelchair points to the criminal. Policeman handcuffs him and takes him away , he goes down.

See the guy closest to the camera ? Thats me in a crowded mens toilet

Swedish Police remind all dog owners that it is against the law when playing hide and seek, to let the dog hide in the cupboard.

Svenska , you hurt my brain. I will never learn you.

As the band pulled " the rock star faces " , none of them thought they would be victims of graffiti , 20 years later.

Sometimes you need to walk the budget line. It Hurts.