All Jokes aside, the Russins are coming

Stay safe Sverige , the Russins are on land. They are everywhere #svpol

Swedish bureaucracy : You have to get through so much tape , just to get in the door.

Was it Z50o1ioö or Z50011öi0 ?

Even at a young age , I was known as a FASHION GURU.

Little Fish face on bigger whale face

This lilla gubben legend , finds a toaster on the pavement, he says its a dog , now wants to walk the toaster around and i have to go "Woof Woof" . Im scared we will meet a Microwave dog. #fyfaaaaaaan. #youcantwritethisstuff #puppyeyes

Probably my favourite cartoon of all time. Great work Canary Pete

Yo Yo Malmö, time to untwist da Torso , I am coming back for 2 tour shows Oct 24 and 25 , Hope you can join me ? Puss, I am on your beach . Please go to www.alpitcher.se for all Autumn tour dates

Nääämen perfect vehicle to learn to drive safely in Sweden. A 1 seat sports car

Fyfaaaan Leffe , when you said " boat trip "

Throwback Thursday . Me at 6 am catching a train to Stockholm from Göteborg , without any kaffe. #TBT

The rain came and the party never stopped. #Thedayafter #vallingheadaches

Swedish Dyslexic Love -- I VOLE You , Lets make sweet passionate VOLE , my VOLE for you is so deep

Warming up for the Nääämen Tour with the whole Swedish army

Aaaah Sverige , remember when The Viking was feared across Europe. Now he rents a little office in Norrköping and only take a 20 minute lunch break. #prayforchange

Norrkoping , always creepy to be the only one in the theatre

Fyfaaaaan perfect product placement. KAFFE next to the baby food. You know my life Sverige , well played , well played indeed

DIET for CHAMPIONS

When I post a letter through my nearest mail box, I always open the lid and say " Meeeeoooow , Katten not hungry anymore " #truestory

Another Toilet Roll holder looking happy to see me.

Love it when the owner puts up a photo of a famous person who has eaten at the restaurant. Wish I had met the Chilli Peppers. #takeawaynotgiveitaway

Normal Sondag Morning #whythelongface? #Neeeeigh

Come see The Nääämen its Al Pitcher tour or the Goat will find you

Product Placement ? Me on a rubbish bin

Just what you need to see , you cant find your bag on arrival and then MOOOMIN is pretending its lost its bag , which is right in front of MOOOMINS FACE !! Fyfaaaaan the MOOOMIN !!

Its cold again in Sverige , Even the kaffe gets depressed about it. #fyfaaaaan

Nääämen , Banksy must be in Sverige.

How do you explain this in blindskrift ? #Isawthesignanditopenedupmymind

Swedes getting over confident that Summer will last until October. Spoiler Alert : It Hasnt Stopped raining all day.

Fyfaaaaan , help me Birgitta , How the hell does this seat work ?

" Ok Leffe, put the number on the back of the bus in an easy to see place " #Eskilstuna #nääämen

Now, I am aware some Swedish train journeys are strange...and train toilets....but on this trip , headphones AND a pair of jeans lying on the floor !!! Fyfaaaaan , nobody is saying anything. Somebody must have NO TROUSERS on. #sverige #femminuter see my tour with trousers on www.alpitcher.com

Kaffe reminding me to go to the toilet . #PåtårProvidesPerfectParanoidPitcher

Is someone winding me up by giving Lilla Gubben information to drive me mad ?? Last night he said " I am full and cant eat anymore !!! " I looked at the plate and we then argued for 7 minutes about him eating the remaining one pea. Fyfaaaaan

My View : This is an amazing country,full of great, great people. We have to educate the minority. So Cheer up Sverige ,If you can eat Surströmming we can sort this little mess out.

Nääämen Old Skool taxi driver , No GPS , just a map from the 1970s ,looked at it whilst he was actually supposed to be looking at road. .

Due to an absolute disastrous food order from me. Fyfaaaaan , this was my meal this evening. #prataSvenska?notreally #lostintranslation

This Election gets weirder and weirder

NÄÄÄÄMEN !!

This is a 5am Selfie

This LEGEND is 4 today. He provides the greatest laughter, stress and love I have ever felt. HUUUUUURRRAAAA!! HUUUUUUUUUUURRA!!

I have a new HERO in my life. This guy has his shopping trolley attached to the back of his trousers . FYFAAAAAAAN , its deals on wheels. #handsfreetoclap #pulluptotherumpa

Fyfaaaaan , tackarrrr for Translation #soconfused

" Fyfaaaaan , why do I always have to work on a Lordag ? ,I thought today was about Godis "

Great day in Skövde , 14.30 onstage , 1200 students , loads of laughs

Im going to buy a ticket to see Pharrell , wear a really massive hat , stand up the front , people will start shouting " Fyfaaan take off your big hat dickhead , we cant see " I will and then shout back "HAPPY NOW?" And then leave #nääämenbighead

Tack Tack Sverige , with just red and white tape, you save the section of the public , who cant work out if they can sit, or not #sheeeeeaaat #CSIfurniture #isitaseat?

This guy is a practical joke waiting to happen

If you see any naked leaked nudes of me from my phone , please remember I have not been hacked , ( nääämen, just putting it out there)