Fyfaaaaan , tackarrrr for Translation #soconfused

" Fyfaaaaan , why do I always have to work on a Lordag ? ,I thought today was about Godis "

Great day in Skövde , 14.30 onstage , 1200 students , loads of laughs

Im going to buy a ticket to see Pharrell , wear a really massive hat , stand up the front , people will start shouting " Fyfaaan take off your big hat dickhead , we cant see " I will and then shout back "HAPPY NOW?" And then leave #nääämenbighead

Tack Tack Sverige , with just red and white tape, you save the section of the public , who cant work out if they can sit, or not #sheeeeeaaat #CSIfurniture #isitaseat?

This guy is a practical joke waiting to happen

If you see any naked leaked nudes of me from my phone , please remember I have not been hacked , ( nääämen, just putting it out there)

I am having the hotel frukost , a cake for a wedding couple is waiting, nobody has touched it, nobody has taken a piece. Whats happened ? Did the wedding happen? This is tense , i am having a panic attack. Show me the love.

Fyfaaaaaan, should I stay or should I go #thoushallnotpass

Up too early , should sleep more, could sleep more but that early smell of kaffe , Oh Sverige what have you done to me ?

Looooook into my eyes , a vote for me is Good, you will see

Its Ironic when chasing Lilla Gubben around the shop as he wears his OBEY hat #fyfaaaaaan

When it comes to recycling , The law always says NO WHEY

Nääämen , I got the power covered

NÄÄÄMEN , How have you bin ?

Lets all go in dressed as Johnny Cash and see if they kick us out. #50cent

Nääämen , this dentist waiting room is not helping my nerves.

Fyfaaaaan , that new L'Oréal eye liner looks tricky to put on #ishouldknow

Fyfaaaaaan , where did all the Funtimes go Sverige?

Never Tired. #wheelybadjoke

Fyfaaaaaan, if this cyclist gets hit , lets call them really unlucky. #notfrombehind

Fyfaaaan , thats the face of a confused and frustrated hund , its doing a bajs , but its getting told NO BAJS. #prayforhundbajs #halfwaythrough

For some people the Stockholm Tunnelbana is just a way to get to work , for others ,its the greatest day ever #digalooo #bringmemygoldenhat

" All I see is yellow , just yellow " " Inga Problem "

Fyfaaaan , the band AQUA have changed

Was in Leeds last weekend. Fyfaaaan , i was confused , to litter in the bin or not to litter in a bin. That is the fine question.

I think on my tour in Autumn this will be the tour bus. I can turn up , in each city , jump out the box and say " Nääämen its Me".

So happy they said YES to me joining the band , so not fake , so real , so the right direction

GOD MORGON - A new day , a new look #findtherealyou

This Lilla Gumman is 1 year old today. I just told her it was her birthday, she removed her sunglasses and said "So , what you got me? "

The exact spot where Frodo Baggins met Samwise Gamgee #hobbitlove #preciousring

A sign warning swimmers in Örebro to beware of "the ancient 4 legged beast " , its like the Loch Ness monster only its blue and has 4 legs

Well that was an awkward meal for one. Tip : dont order the salami.

Fun to be home !!

Wow, thats lucky , I forgot to buy gifts , so now I am in the Tax Free area at the airport.........nej , fyfaaaaan !

Wat a Gret Niht

Awkward title for a man who is so anti gay , maybe this Turkish magazine knows Putins nickname #pride

Back home to Sverige in the morning. I dont know this guy but i really want to just run behind him and shout " FYFAAAAAN , MR STRESSED ,CAN YOU NOT JUST RELAX , FOR ONCE , JUST CHILL OUT " #hesreadingNoah

The Hulk on Semester by the pool. #dontmakehimangry

To advertise these Glasses ,we need to find a lady who looks like she is absolutely shitting herself about the thought of extra vision.

I am bowling in Lane 2 , but Lane 3 has never felt so inviting #strike #leg-end

Well, this is an awkward view to wake up to. Looks like some dick has got in the pool earlier than me.

At first I laughed when they shouted my drink out as "kaffe for ALL , kaffe for ALL" but now 1 hour later , fyfaaaan, everyone in the street has had a taste of it.

Fyfaaaan, thats a relief #sizedontmatter #bignews

I am happy to announce my next world championship kickboxing fight will be against the former world champion Jörgen Kruth. This was supposed to be my FIGHT FACE , it didnt work out so well.

SWEDES on TOUR . Fyfaaaaaaan , a meeting is called at 10 am , to find out who created this KAOS.

NÄÄÄMEN , its a Legal Hund Bajs dropping zone ... And it Stinks. #pugsnotdrugs #strongweed

FACT: Frodo hated his holiday in Turkey , He walked everywhere ', he could never call a Taxi #preciousbutton #justring

MEAT -THE SCREAM.

Always fun to take lilla Gubben to a posh restaurant, when they bring out the " starter" ,tell him thats all he gets. He will look confused and regret eating it all at once.