Original lyrics did actually say " you"ll never walk alone with my shoes ... With hope that they last 2 weeks"

If you put a massive chocolate on bread display, up in a supermarket , I need to pick it up , pretend to take a bite and get told off by a huge Turkish security guard in front of my children #tick #done #bucketlist

" Mate , you know when I said take a seat on the bus "

Yo yo , Lets Party homies

Always best to spell TATTOO correctly. Luckily my Holiday tattoo, LOOVE YOU MOOMY , only lasted for 3 weeks #nääämen.

Ok , who did a poo in the pool ? #finditanddigitout

I hope this is the toilet door , if its not , this could be very awkward

Fyfaaaaaaan : Hissen fungerar inte

Its 30 degrees in Turkey and this mad lilla gubben wants to go out dressed like this.

Remember, If you are drowning in this pool , do not shout loud, just mime , HELP , HELP

" A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan

Fyfaaaaan , I know its hot , but just chill out all of you.

Semester Morning Time : I'll get the drinks in , lets get this rock n roll party started. #alldaysession

The only thing in my head right now is .. TAKE A PRODUCT ,GO UP TO THE GRUMPY MAN AND ASK " HOW MUCH IS THIS?"

" Pappa , Ive done too much swimming , not enough resting " #chillinwithmylillahomie

WARNING for Tourists :Dont give your lilla gubben loads of money to then find out, the machine has no actual toys in it. #fyfaaaaaan #alanya

The Center thats keeping it real

Nääämen !!!!!!

NÄÄÄMEN , dont you hate when you go to the magical well for water and the 2 ,killer , green eyed cats are having a late night meeting. #prayforal

The life of a suburban swedish space hopper is never easy. Escape is even harder #shawshankredemption #jumparound

Nääämen the Swedes know how to label things. In case they forget. #dishesnotgettingwashedthough

Earliest Ever Selfie Found : A 12th Century Viking , just after getting kicked out of a nightclub in Gotland ,for abusing the DJ .

A new sign for a Swedish Semester : Put all mobiles away and have a holiday.

Instead of buying a sports car to show you still got it when you turn 50. Just put a giant penis on top of your car and everyone will know.

What lies behind this door, may haunt me forever

No matter how long I do comedy , it still freaks the living shit out of me , when I see a poster outside the venue for my first date of a brand new tour AND Nääämen, when its next to Tommy. So yeah ,do come along

Wants Channel changed, Sat staring at me for 9 hours. #barnkanalenrevolution #weshallnotbemoved #putfootballon

Neeeeej , Leffe , do you really need the digging sign for that amount of digging ?

Recycling, FYYYY...

"'Nej Leffe , its ok , it doesn't block the bin at all " #Kexfiles

May your Nubbe never be empty , May your små grodorna be as joyful as Kermit. Viva le Sverige , Have a fantastic Midsommar, one and all.

I know its raining but surely no floods at FIKA time

Just got back to Sverige and its a little chilli #weatherjokebyaDad

Fyfaaaan, a Bajen sticker near Brooklyn Bridge , who goes on holiday to New York and thinks Ive got to put stickers up all around New York ? ? Hammarby fans

The latest Kaffe Cup Photo from America. Fyfaaaaan , I like the design but the shape of the stain worries me.

I wanted to sit down , get my palm read and then say " my friend Victoria before she left us , whispered a secret , what was her secret ? PLEASE TELL ME VICTORIA'S SECRET , Fyfaaaan, I need to know VICTORIA'S Secret "

No need for Påtår in America, I just Supersize my Kaffe and nobody can deny #SirFikaAlot

NÄÄÄMEN - Selection time. #onadietnow

I love that bit in the film E.T when E.T gets taken hostage, ."Put your hands up and NO you cant phone home "

Now i am a big fan of " Crazy golf ", but this guy has taken the "crazy" to another level, How does he even hit the ball with that ?

In da P3 studio , trying so hard to look gangsta

Fyfaaaaaaaan Lilla Gubben , concentrate , What does the Map say ? We are late !!

Watch out England , the Italians are getting yellow cards already.

Spoiler Alert : House Stark ready to invade Västerås. It might be sunny today, but Winter is coming. #gameofthrones

Happy day of Sverige , Tack tack for laughing at me and with me. This is a great country and its awesome to be part of it. Huuuuuuuuurrra , HUUUUUUUUUURA x

Fyfaaaaaaaan always delayed fem minuter in Sverige and the " happiness making machine " is so close but yet so far. #prayforkaffe

One day I hope to understand Swedish humour , but I dont get these 3 jokes at all.

I am in Zone B for Bong Yo. Buy a ticket and let it grow , my stocks are low and I am close to Bro. Vote Green Yo. #politics. #greenparty

Look how impressed the Swedes are with this guy balancing his shoe on his head. Tough gig

If your bike gets stolen in Sweden. The polis do a drawing of the bike, then they predict which way the thieves went