Some nights out are only judged by how long your cheeseburger conga line is !! ( this is a quiet night )

After they got the homemade James Bond ejecter seat working , the search began for Jurgen but he was never seen again

When the Fire Brigade got the phone call " I am a Pole and I will burn this shopping mall down " , the confusion began

Auntie Lisa was known for her strange empty face, but it was her famous light saber show from her private bits that shocked the other passengers

In Christmas cost cutting measure , man has to hold Xmas lights on the wall until January 11th

This is the most dangerous wall in the world : it is 20 cm high , be warned

Suicidal Bike : Goodbye cruel ride

Because of the small space for the sign , every day at least one person would come in asking to rest there chin

A House Boat or a Boat House ?

By deciding to not trust anyone with the precious camera , they used the Self Timer option , But by placing it so far away it was easily stolen

You got to love the Dutch , they put the NO Entry sign at the TOP of the stairs .

Look guys, I just want to be on my own for a while ,I love you all but Im more than just a bike . Are you cool with that ? Guys ?

Warning for those wanting to hallucinate in Amsterdam ....you dont need to buy anything , because the logs have legs you know

It is a tradition in Antwerp to have a mailbox for every mood you are in

In Belgium, Ladies have upper bodies of a tennis ball and dont try and cycle a lamb chop around

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Some places are always behind the times

Size of the child was always more worrying than the half AFE hand

It was when I started pointing it out to the other customers and they didnt laugh, I realised I had to go to another supermarket to shop

Are YOU having an affair ? Play this CD in the background just in case you get a phone call from your husband or wife

It was the special branch of top level Swedish gate security

Not everyone is happy with the commercialisation of Halloween

Most paranoid taxi ride ever

It was a sad day when racism started happening in recycling . Remember people we are all the same glass !!!

Choosing to hang the cartoon characters was a unique selling point, but many of the children just screamed in horror and ran off

After the special offer of "Buy 10 million cones get 10 million free " , the council began to flaunt its cone wealth

All ghosts were signposted to the city centre

One of those really fun time pubs.

You can take the duck out of north england but you cant take the north of england out of a duck

The distance for the workers from the front door was never measured, so knocking had to be LOUD

Oh london , you took away my dreams , you made me announce trains and I wanted to just dance

It was the third day of painting green on green that really started to test John and Garys working friendship

It was the known as the group sex capital of the world when it came to bobbing for apples

This is the dramatic photo of someone getting thrown out of a Swedish library , he tried to read the books backwards , they dont like that

After a drunken evening , Kalle regretted the passport photo he used , it lasted 10 years and he was never allowed to go to America

For the alcoholic statue , its what he would have wanted

Swedish shopping trolleys are taught from an early age to stop at red traffic lights

To keep the smoker utterly confused and on the edge , an ashtray outside a non smoking sign

One ladder showing another ladder the importance of stretching out and reaching your full potential

The window cleaning business soon faced its first big problem

Your Anus 0-> is a Coffee Table . Dont put hot drinks on it

He took the rest of the day off , when he started seeing dolphins in his fruit again

I told you two that I hated Sweet Corn and what do we end up bloody eating

The most accurate Gaydar ever, beams down on the church

I think the TShirt store meant to say " Dont Eat Sushi"

After years of trials , older transport gives birth to newer transport

All chimpanzees riding miniature bikes please stay in the right lane

The relationship became unstable when every meal that was served was in the chokin plate and when put on the table the words " please this time , please " were whispered

Changing the daily times means the owner at Quickshop is always confused if hes actually open or closed

If your dog ever gets a job digging roads late at night , THEY must wear a reflex vest . A dog is for life not for one road

Just in case he forgot his PIN number when shopping , John would always carry a rifle , on it he had scratched the banks phone number