"Lower , Get Lower" her friends screamed. At last they had the most natural looking photograph of a tourist kneeling in Stockholm. It was also a victory for hobbits caught on camera.

What a rubbish bin

UK government introduce Anti -Looting device , made to look like a skinny looter outside a shop , other looters run past this fake looter thinking this shop has already been looted . Its very Clever

After a summer of misunderstanding, Sven realised he had read the SMS wrong and he didnt have to be "the little green man" inside the traffic light

A rare sighting of an Inner City Elephant eating on some plants , if you see an Elephant in your house do not approach it , just run like shit

True Stories Episode 189 : BOB STEVENS never once lost his van in the car park

New Planet of the Apes film features the apes on wheels

Norrkoping , Sweden: Police stop a repeat of the UK riots by placing 42 Trailers around the city. They place a pair of sports shoes inside and capture the looters. Operation Trailer Trash has no arrests so far

WORLD EXCLUSIVE : first photo of the building of an underground prison called YO . It only jails Gangsta Rappers , if they do the rhyme they do the time -YO

Pat the Pidgeon was so convinced he was an "Eskimo Bird" he even built his own igloo.

After 1 hour The Fire Crew got annoyed and very tired of Mårten and his " I will get to my car without touching the ground " promise

It was the greatest sign ever , it included a big number 1 , a womans leg on the number 1 and a scuba diver with milk in his helmet

He knew by doing "the crab " , he would one day get the same shaped butt as his biggest rival , "the man to the left"

He was the happiest builder in the world especially when the lunchtime skipping competition got underway , I will hold the jumping rope he screamed

You need the EE or "come meet me at the most unhygienic cafe ever , its Waynes Coff "

It was the greatest parking swindle ever , The cone which meant NO PARKING HERE was simply hidden as a motorbike rider

Well , Im not allowed to go in that shop again

Sometimes giving your seat up for the cartoon elderly people can be so rewarding

Every Tuesday around lunchtime Sally would think she was riding a horse. Her boss always talked to her slowly and convinced her to jump off " the green pony"

Oh Shit and Balls said WALL E when it began raining , he knew he was getting no sex if he had to stay under the umbrella

People would always ask for photos and it was then that Billy thought his Dad was a little bit different.

It was the scandal that crumbled the cookie world ,The Gingerbread Man dressed up like a sex beast , he never spoke to Digestive Lady and Chocolate Finger Man......ever again

Apple I-Spoons

Best diet ever , just take the measuring scales out and you are what you eat

Caffeine Criminals get ready

Go to Southend Adventure Island and see men giving birth to fully formed 10 year old children

Even those that had money on the dog couldnt believe there eyes when they saw this dramatic finish to the race

The freakiest thing for me was Im sure I saw the doll trying to escape

No , seriously Marten its a great idea to get your teeth whitened in a big shopping mall , I mean who will notice , cmon dont worry about all the cameras and all those people pointing , they are just loving your shiny happy teeth .

In a move to stop shoplifting , the Surprise Boutique decided to have an armed mad man outside the shops front door as surprise security, also the trained killer in the womans sunglasses was always lurking for any surpises

You can dress Fast Food up to be all nasty , but I take one look at this chip smoking , deep fried, mutant superhero with no laces, a weird eye and one hand...and I forget the negatives I want me some FRIES

One must awfully admit the British politely do " Get walking the transport system is knackered "

Despite the promise of "The Ride of your LIFE" , the queues were mainly disappointingly small and only men. The man with the backpack walked off angry yet again

Aaaaah the beauty of nature , look at the mamma bulldozer feeding the baby bulldozer from the trailer of food. so beautiful

One of the great criminal minds has confused Swedish police for 2 months , they steal the wrappers and leave the ice cream. This is like robbing the egg but leaving the chicken , genius!! (police say dont approach this 7 year old )

Ok guys , I think its a trick , im stuck and the farmer is smiling in a strange way , Guys the grass isnt greener on the otherside

When he had arguments with his special bicycle, he got so angry , he found it very hard to even look at it

After 23 hours without a winner in Swedens annual "musical chairs competition ", Jenny checked the rules once more.

The day trip outside for the prisoners felt very much like a day inside for most of them

Despite all the rumours around the village , it was still a shock to the smurf community when they found Party Smurf lying dead in front of his house

Since the death of Osama , the new Al Qaeda health and safety rules began to get the terrorists really angry

The other cars soon grew tired of Viktor the Volvo and his "I am a ghost not a car " routine

Saw this at T-Centralen in Stockholm , its not lots of luggage is it ? Its a suitcase each ( with wheels) and 3 or 4 backpacks. Im very disappointed in this families work ethic on holiday

The former Olympic downhill skiing champion would often set himself challenges in his new job

If you say it in the voice of Samuel L Jackson " That is some Tasty graffiti "

When he saw him drowning Morten panicked and threw a ladder to him by mistake , he was never seen in Sweden again but he floated for 6 months and reappeared in Malta where he began his painting and decorating company using the ladder each day at work

What is modern art ? and to be honest Which one is it ?

New move by Stockholm Tunnelbana to confuse tourists, they put up posters telling visitors to stick the travelcard in there right eye to get through gates

The Man who never believes the signs on the tunnelbana , so he carries a ladder so he can just double check

No Parking in Stockholm - Easy , just take the signs down